ok whew, here we go kids...
I'll only reference the ones I am 'guilty?' of..
Eating spaghetti out of a can
do Raviolis count? They are quick n easy when left in a solar cooker- underway at sea
Partying till 5 a.m., then being at work by 9 a.m.
work? ..anyway... but really, sometimes I don't start 'till 1 or 2 AM (not hard when you sleep past noon)
Thinking any shirt from the pile on the floor will do
Kurt Cobain is dead, and so is your I-just-got-out-of-bed/I’m-stylin’ look. Buy an iron and some hangers.
No closet, no iron, no room, nooo problem..
Doing shots
Adults drink to enjoy the beverage, not to get drunk.
Newsflash, I'm still a kid (at heart) & do double shots count in this?
Sporting clothes with cartoon characters
are the Simpsons & Family guy really just cartoons?
Referring to friends as “dude,”
Dude, what's wrong with that?!
Sleeping past lunch, unless you work the graveyard shift
I don't get it? lol
Opening credit card after credit card for a free T-shirt, coffee mug or pen
Hey, one of my fav Tshirts was had in such a scheme @ Fenway Park!
Ordering from the children’s menu
Restaurants put thought and creativity into their menus. A basket of chicken tenders is fine for kids, but not for adults.
I luv nuggets & the toys too!
Not knowing the top five news-related stories of the week
Read a newspaper! I bought one a few days ago since I do not have TV reception..
I'll get around to reading it, really!