Cows, Golf and a Wife
Posted: May 11, 2009 8:00 pm
COWS, GOLF, AND A WIFE
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.'
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted
its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram
on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.' Still holding the
cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
'I don't remember much after that...'
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.'
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of
the cows had something white at its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted
its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram
on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.' Still holding the
cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'
'I don't remember much after that...'
