Insert Catchy Phrase Here....

[Bubbaphan]

Maybe not...

[surfpirate]

I'm thinking something involving "weapons of math instruction..."

Weapons of Math Instruction and Al-Gebra Movement

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man , who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isos Celes used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.

[srkmrd]

You really cannot see in the pic.........S T E M on the stem and on the petals the Math, Science, Technology, and Engineering.

Plant a seed for the future.

[buffettbride]

Where are these jobs located? And are you trying to recruit people from out of the market? This is a statewide marketing program

Also, what age are the students? we are looking for career changers so over 30

And anything notable in the benefits offered? tuition reimubrsement and signing bonus. also many schools give your more money to teach ina STEM field

is this limited to only certain states? what kind of "technology?"

i'm an over 30 potential career-changer.

[txaggirl91]

Mal - do you REALLY want to teach middle or high school?

[buffettbride]

Mal - do you REALLY want to teach middle or high school?

When I grow up, I want to be a teacher. I always thought it would be English because I'm a writer and all that, but I'm little miss IT girl now. I don't really dig science or math or engineering, but depending on the other technology fields, I could probably swing that.

[buffettbride]

Mal - do you REALLY want to teach middle or high school?

When I grow up, I want to be a teacher. I always thought it would be English because I'm a writer and all that, but I'm little miss IT girl now. I don't really dig science or math or engineering, but depending on the other technology fields, I could probably swing that.

And I would prefer high school to middle school, but if I get paid more to put up with 8th grade girls, I could swing that too.

[buffettbride]

With PLA40 playing in the background... "Over 30 (40) victim of IT"

[alphabits]

Somehow, "You do the math" has got to fit in there somewhere.

[Lightning Bolt]

"When you take a closer look...[pan someone looking into microscope] - it all adds up!"
[pull back and turn and zoom to teacher completing a math equation on the blackboard]

"Careers in education at ___________ could be your simple solution!"

[ph4ever]

Janice, are you now at my school? Sounds just like something my principal would want.

so what you are trying to say is i sound like an administrator?

CRAP!

damb.... i dont want to be on the dark side!

[txaggirl91]

this is why I love BN.... these are great!

[Snowparrot]

I'm thinking something involving "weapons of math instruction..."

Weapons of Math Instruction and Al-Gebra Movement

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man , who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isos Celes used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.

A most excellent semi-hijack, SP!!

[txaggirl91]

SP

I'm going to send that to my former Dean. He is a math guy and always sent us silly math things...

I think he will get a kick out of it...

[bravedave]

...If you can read this, be a teacher.

[ragtopW]

Mom and Dad can't explain why the sky is blue or Grass is green..

But as a teacher you can..

[surfpirate]

SP

I'm going to send that to my former Dean. He is a math guy and always sent us silly math things...

I think he will get a kick out of it...

I didn't write that by the way (wish I did) ........... it was something I'd seen somewhere before so I googled "weapons of math instruction" and found it again.

[txaggirl91]

SP

I'm going to send that to my former Dean. He is a math guy and always sent us silly math things...

I think he will get a kick out of it...

I didn't write that by the way (wish I did) ........... it was something I'd seen somewhere before so I googled "weapons of math instruction" and found it again.

well - you had a first SP - he hadn't seen that yet....and loved it!

[ragtopW]

with science and math... you can BUILD the Coconut
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