from the files of "you gotta be kidding"

[ragtopW]

over heard in the breakroom (maybe we should start a thread)


" from woman A" who had fire red legs (sunburn, blisters and all)
so I rubbed the SPF 30 on and then sprayed the SPF 50 on top of that
that should be SPF 80 right???

"Woman B" uh that plan didn't work too well..

"woman A" yeah my daughter told me it would not work, but what does she know?
she's only 15 years old

[Brown Eyed Girl]

Holy crap, I used to say that as a JOKE, she actually believed it?

How do you burn and blister with SPF 30 anyway? She must be Casper the Ghost white. And apparently the concept of "reapplying" escaped her as well.

There's no dumbass vaccine...

[ragtopW]

Holy crap, I used to say that as a JOKE, she actually believed it?

How do you burn and blister with SPF 30 anyway? She must be Casper the Ghost white. And apparently the concept of "reapplying" escaped her as well.

There's no dumbass vaccine...

on the water all day.. sounded like jetskis AND river surfing

[Elrod]

"woman A" yeah my daughter told me it would not work, but what does she know?
she's only 15 years old

... helps restore my faith in America's youth.

[ragtopW]

"woman A" yeah my daughter told me it would not work, but what does she know?
she's only 15 years old

... helps restore my faith in America's youth.

I think the wind was blowing pretty hard on the day the Apple fell from that

tree

[Brown Eyed Girl]

Holy crap, I used to say that as a JOKE, she actually believed it?

How do you burn and blister with SPF 30 anyway? She must be Casper the Ghost white. And apparently the concept of "reapplying" escaped her as well.

There's no dumbass vaccine...

on the water all day.. sounded like jetskis AND river surfing

sounds like she has never heard of Coppertone Sport or Bullfrog...and the concept of covering up if you're that fair...

[PerfectPartner]

Sounds like a candtidate for the Darwin Awards to me!!

[RinglingRingling]

Holy crap, I used to say that as a JOKE, she actually believed it?

How do you burn and blister with SPF 30 anyway? She must be Casper the Ghost white. And apparently the concept of "reapplying" escaped her as well.

There's no dumbass vaccine...

on the water all day.. sounded like jetskis AND river surfing

sounds like she has never heard of Coppertone Sport or Bullfrog...and the concept of covering up if you're that fair...

those of us who are perennially pale... use spf 5000. granted, it causes skin cancer with prolonged usage but hey...

[Lightning Bolt]

"woman A" yeah my daughter told me it would not work, but what does she know?
she's only 15 years old

... helps restore my faith in America's youth.

yeah, but sadly... it's the "adults" who are old enough to vote

[Brown Eyed Girl]

Holy crap, I used to say that as a JOKE, she actually believed it?

How do you burn and blister with SPF 30 anyway? She must be Casper the Ghost white. And apparently the concept of "reapplying" escaped her as well.

There's no dumbass vaccine...

on the water all day.. sounded like jetskis AND river surfing

sounds like she has never heard of Coppertone Sport or Bullfrog...and the concept of covering up if you're that fair...

those of us who are perennially pale... use spf 5000. granted, it causes skin cancer with prolonged usage but hey...

But you have the sense to use it. (do they charge extra for spf 5000?)

[RinglingRingling]

Holy crap, I used to say that as a JOKE, she actually believed it?

How do you burn and blister with SPF 30 anyway? She must be Casper the Ghost white. And apparently the concept of "reapplying" escaped her as well.

There's no dumbass vaccine...

on the water all day.. sounded like jetskis AND river surfing

sounds like she has never heard of Coppertone Sport or Bullfrog...and the concept of covering up if you're that fair...

those of us who are perennially pale... use spf 5000. granted, it causes skin cancer with prolonged usage but hey...

But you have the sense to use it. (do they charge extra for spf 5000?)

a little. the majority of expense is going somewhere where environmental laws are a little more lax, like KY or WV.

[Lightning Bolt]

Holy crap, I used to say that as a JOKE, she actually believed it?

How do you burn and blister with SPF 30 anyway? She must be Casper the Ghost white. And apparently the concept of "reapplying" escaped her as well.

There's no dumbass vaccine...

on the water all day.. sounded like jetskis AND river surfing

sounds like she has never heard of Coppertone Sport or Bullfrog...and the concept of covering up if you're that fair...

those of us who are perennially pale... use spf 5000. granted, it causes skin cancer with prolonged usage but hey...

But you have the sense to use it. (do they charge extra for spf 5000?)

a little. the majority of expense is going somewhere where environmental laws are a little more lax, like KY or WV.

I think you'd be better served by just applying a coat of exterior latex

[RinglingRingling]

those of us who are perennially pale... use spf 5000. granted, it causes skin cancer with prolonged usage but hey...

But you have the sense to use it. (do they charge extra for spf 5000?)

a little. the majority of expense is going somewhere where environmental laws are a little more lax, like KY or WV.

I think you'd be better served by just applying a coat of exterior latex

no sense in getting completely carried away...

[C-Dawg]

"woman A" yeah my daughter told me it would not work, but what does she know?
she's only 15 years old

... helps restore my faith in America's youth.

I think the wind was blowing pretty hard on the day the Apple fell from that

tree

or that gene pool needs a little chlorine

[txaggirl91]

my office is right next to the kitchen.....

the stories that I hear....

but the best place to overhear stories is the ladies bathroom....

[C-Dawg]

my office is right next to the kitchen.....

the stories that I hear....

but the best place to overhear stories is the ladies bathroom....

So I've heard, but they keep throwing me out when I try to go in

[C-Dawg]

Here's another one for the files.....

On May 22nd, Ramirez, 23, left his phone while fleeing the scene of an attempted home burglary in Pinole, California. Instead of cutting his losses, Ramirez called the phone, which was discovered by officer Uri Nieves, according to The San Francisco Chronicle. The officer told Ramirez he was an average citizen who found the phone on the street and arranged an exchange at a local Boys and Girls club. To top it all off, Ramirez drove to the exchange in a stolen Nissan 350Z with a sawed-off .30-30. Ramirez wrecked the car and escaped after officers tried to block the car's path.

Although he escaped, officers were still able to identify him, and accordingly learned that Ramirez was wanted in nearby Emeryville for an April 2008 shooting death, which took place during another home-invasion robbery. Pinole police gave the cell phone to Emeryville officers, who used it to contact Ramirez once again.

Proving his utter lack of intelligence, Ramirez arranged yet another exchange, unwittingly of course with Emeryville police. Before the exchange could happen, police found Ramirez outside a home in Pinole. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Ramirez was texting officers to arrange an exchange as they encircled him. Police arrested Ramirez on May 27th. He is a suspect in three slayings in the Bay Area.

It looks like Ramirez finally learned that technology can be a double-edged sword. We wonder how he will do without his cell phone in prison, and if his final request will be to send one more text message. [From the San Francisco Chronicle, via Seattle PI]

http://www.switched.com/2009/06/04/lost ... rs-arrest/

[Hockey Mon]

I heard on the radio this morning that there was a guy around here who was arrested recently for counterfeiting money. The police found all sorts of equipment (and sheets of uncut bills) in his apartment when they went to evict him because he was behind on his rent. Apparently, he was given 2 months notice of his eviction date. So, that begs the questions:
1. Why didn't he print up enough money to just pay his rent?
2. Why didn't he get his equipment out of his apartment before getting evicted?

Criminals make me laugh sometimes...

[rich_big]

my office is right next to the kitchen.....

the stories that I hear....

but the best place to overhear stories is the ladies bathroom....

When I worked at the union, some of the ladies were very loud (their voices) while in the restroom, which had a common wall with the men’s. I would pound my fist on the wall and yell, “Connie (or whoever it was talking)!! Shut the F up!!”

They never had anything nice to say about work, coworkers or anything while in the bathroom….