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[ph4ever]

Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tiffany Wallace Saw Red - Abused Defenseless Kia With Coins And Ranch Dressing Before Beating It Into Submission With GMC Truck

Boise, Idaho (The Weekly Vice) -- Tiffany M. Wallace, an 18-year-old Boise woman was arrested on aggravated battery charges after she used her GMC Sonoma pickup truck to ram a defenseless Kia sedan during a road rage melt down. Threw coins and ranch dressing at the car to show she was REALLY mad.

According to Boise police, officers were called to Saint Al's parking lot Monday on a reported road rage incident. When officers arrived, they found Wallace inside a pickup after she had reportedly rammed a Kia sedan several times.

The Kia driver told police a dispute erupted on Fairview Ave between himself and Wallace after she allegedly cut him off. She then reportedly began cutting him off, tailgating and then screaming at him while throwing coins and a container of ranch dressing at his vehicle.

When he tried to avoid Wallace, she reportedly following him. That's when he called 911, who instructed him to meet officers in Saint Al's parking lot.

Officers apparently didn't get to the scene in time. When authorities arrived, they found the Kia's rear bumper falling off with taillights hanging out after Wallace had rammed it 3 or 4 times.

The vehicle was pelted with coin dents and ranch dressing was found splattered on the vehicle, according to the arrest report.

Wallace was booked into the Ada County Jail on a charge of aggravated battery.

The Weekly Vice Opinion:

If you think this is bad, you don't want to see what happens when she gets her hands on a tossed salad.

Danny Vice
The Weekly Vice
http://www.theweeklyvice.com

[RinglingRingling]

what a waste of a condiment...

[pair8head]

I'm never gonna drive in Boise again.

[popcornjack]

I gotta be honest. I read the title of this thread and it made so little sense that my first thought was "Connie's having a stroke while she typed this."

[Hockey Mon]

I gotta be honest. I read the title of this thread and it made so little sense that my first thought was "Connie's having a stroke while she typed this."

Ha ha, me too. I re-read the title after reading the article and then it made so much more sense.

[ph4ever]

I gotta be honest. I read the title of this thread and it made so little sense that my first thought was "Connie's having a stroke while she typed this."

Ha ha, me too. I re-read the title after reading the article and then it made so much more sense.

What you guys don't know is that I drive a big red chevy silverado. I've been known to say to other drivers "Get the F outta the way I'm big and red"

[Hockey Mon]

I gotta be honest. I read the title of this thread and it made so little sense that my first thought was "Connie's having a stroke while she typed this."

Ha ha, me too. I re-read the title after reading the article and then it made so much more sense.

What you guys don't know is that I drive a big red chevy silverado. I've been known to say to other drivers "Get the F outta the way I'm big and red"

I think I read that Clifford book to my kids once.

[flipflopgirl]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[land_shark3]

Two thoughts...

1) At least Santa is safe.

2) Remind me to pick up some ranch sauce to keep in my Excursion.

[ph4ever]

Well of course Santa's safe!!! Ain't nobody gonna mess with Santa and walk away unscathed.

[ragtopW]

Two thoughts...

1) At least Santa is safe.

2) Remind me to pick up some ranch sauce to keep in my Excursion.

[ragtopW]

Well of course Santa's safe!!! Ain't nobody gonna mess with Santa and walk away unscathed.

If someone did that to my little truck.....
OMG I would lose it..

[land_shark3]

Well of course Santa's safe!!! Ain't nobody gonna mess with Santa and walk away unscathed.

I've have known an entertainment center or two that tried to go after Santa. Thankfully, Santa was traveling with his furniture security detail.

[ph4ever]

Well of course Santa's safe!!! Ain't nobody gonna mess with Santa and walk away unscathed.

I've have known an entertainment center or two that tried to go after Santa. Thankfully, Santa was traveling with his furniture security detail.

I've heard about the deadly entertainment center incident