BN Critters - June 5th, 2009

[Tarheel Tail-Gator]

If we name the currency for the bird that appears on it, then the currency down in CCove would be the Boobie.
Wouldn't that get confusing?
"Hey, I'm tired from carrying all these boobies around", "I've got a pocketfull of loose boobies","Can you spare a boobie or two for coffee?"

Yes, but it would be pretty suite to hear a woman say, " These boobies are burning a hole in my pocket."

and then there's the local discount store, "Everything for a boobie."

at least the coins would have buoyancy!, which would be helpful on an island.

[RinglingRingling]

Ah, , we have to wait all weekend to find out what comes next!

And 2 weeks till the fight! We'd better see if there's enough accomodation in Critterville Cove for the huge crowds this will draw. I might have to turn the MiniGolf into Tent City or RV Parking.....

(hey, I might make a buck, or a dubloon, too---now I have to go look up what the IRoCK currency is.)
In Canada we have loonies.... maybe IRoCk could use duckies?

Edit (answering my own question):

Island Republic of Critter Key Currency


In 1939, Capitaine Jean Luc Poirot's image was placed on the IRoCK one dollar silver coin. The reverse side shows the national symbol, the Blue Footed Boobie.

Also on the reverse side of the coin is the IRoCK National Motto, an Italian phrase "Fatti maschi, parole femmine", which has been translated as "Facts are male, words are female". It has also been translated as "Manly deeds, womanly words".

Why exactly this motto was chosen has unfortunately been lost to history.

all I know is that the cigar shop will be doing land-office business

[pojo]

You forgot to have hot chix .... not only will they help promote the fight, but they will most definitely bring in the guys