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If you type ------- in all caps, it works.Brown Eyed Girl wrote:So she'll be a lezbian trapped in a man's body?
Seriously? You can't type the L word here? WTF is up with that, it's not a bad word for pete's sake.
Oh damn, it used to work.....Salukulady wrote:If you type ------- in all caps, it works.Brown Eyed Girl wrote:So she'll be a lezbian trapped in a man's body?
Seriously? You can't type the L word here? WTF is up with that, it's not a bad word for pete's sake.
acutally, most don't bother with surgery "down there" anymore. the testosterone engorges the clitoris enough so that it becomes, in essence, a mini-penis.Salukulady wrote:large amounts of testosterone take over a long period helps enlarge the vulva and clitoris and a penis is fashioned out of that through surgery. I have no idea why I know this.........dean_siu wrote:So what do they attach in the private areas during a surgery like this? Do they take the real thing off a cadaver? Do they attach a fake one? If so, does she go to the adult book store beforehand and pick out her/his own? I just can't imagine how this works.
Plus she's basically going from being a fat 40 year old woman to being a fat 40 year oldLa Vie Dansante wrote:acutally, most don't bother with surgery "down there" anymore. the testosterone engorges the clitoris enough so that it becomes, in essence, a mini-penis.Salukulady wrote:large amounts of testosterone take over a long period helps enlarge the vulva and clitoris and a penis is fashioned out of that through surgery. I have no idea why I know this.........dean_siu wrote:So what do they attach in the private areas during a surgery like this? Do they take the real thing off a cadaver? Do they attach a fake one? If so, does she go to the adult book store beforehand and pick out her/his own? I just can't imagine how this works.
not to make light of it but it sounds like a pretty good deal...you dont have to shave your legs anymore, you won't have your period anymore and you're walking around with you own little mini-penis...plus, if you're not a lesbi*n, you can always become a gay man and still have relations with men. and if you change your mind you can alway just stop taking the testosterone...that's how that man became pregnant.
One of the Mrs. employees went thru that. She was asked if she was going to have that surgery, she (now he) said "no d*ck is worth $20,000.00"La Vie Dansante wrote:acutally, most don't bother with surgery "down there" anymore. the testosterone engorges the clitoris enough so that it becomes, in essence, a mini-penis.Salukulady wrote:large amounts of testosterone take over a long period helps enlarge the vulva and clitoris and a penis is fashioned out of that through surgery. I have no idea why I know this.........dean_siu wrote:So what do they attach in the private areas during a surgery like this? Do they take the real thing off a cadaver? Do they attach a fake one? If so, does she go to the adult book store beforehand and pick out her/his own? I just can't imagine how this works.
not to make light of it but it sounds like a pretty good deal...you dont have to shave your legs anymore, you won't have your period anymore and you're walking around with you own little mini-penis...plus, if you're not a lesbi*n, you can always become a gay man and still have relations with men. and if you change your mind you can alway just stop taking the testosterone...that's how that man became pregnant.
I think you'd find that half the population would pay that to keep theirs.Tropic_Al wrote:One of the Mrs. employees went thru that. She was asked if she was going to have that surgery, she (now he) said "no d*ck is worth $20,000.00"
Well, she/he obviously hasn't slept with my husband.....Tropic_Al wrote:
One of the Mrs. employees went thru that. She was asked if she was going to have that surgery, she (now he) said "no d*ck is worth $20,000.00"
...also popularly known as an ADDADICTOMYSalukulady wrote:large amounts of testosterone take over a long period helps enlarge the vulva and clitoris and a penis is fashioned out of that through surgery. I have no idea why I know this.........dean_siu wrote:So what do they attach in the private areas during a surgery like this? Do they take the real thing off a cadaver? Do they attach a fake one? If so, does she go to the adult book store beforehand and pick out her/his own? I just can't imagine how this works.
Actually I had that same thought about my ex.Salukulady wrote:Well, she/he obviously hasn't slept with my husband.....Tropic_Al wrote:
One of the Mrs. employees went thru that. She was asked if she was going to have that surgery, she (now he) said "no d*ck is worth $20,000.00"
(I know bad joke....but I couldn't resist.)
Was his name Mike?ScarletB wrote:Actually I had that same thought about my ex.Salukulady wrote:Well, she/he obviously hasn't slept with my husband.....Tropic_Al wrote:
One of the Mrs. employees went thru that. She was asked if she was going to have that surgery, she (now he) said "no d*ck is worth $20,000.00"
(I know bad joke....but I couldn't resist.)
Salukulady wrote:Well, she/he obviously hasn't slept with my husband.....Tropic_Al wrote:
One of the Mrs. employees went thru that. She was asked if she was going to have that surgery, she (now he) said "no d*ck is worth $20,000.00"
(I know bad joke....but I couldn't resist.)
Salukuman....too funny. I think I'll call him that tonight, "Oh Salukuman!"rich_big wrote:Salukulady wrote:Well, she/he obviously hasn't slept with my husband.....Tropic_Al wrote:
One of the Mrs. employees went thru that. She was asked if she was going to have that surgery, she (now he) said "no d*ck is worth $20,000.00"
(I know bad joke....but I couldn't resist.)
<---high fives Salukuman…
Tropic_Al wrote:One of the Mrs. employees went thru that. She was asked if she was going to have that surgery, she (now he) said "no d*ck is worth $20,000.00"La Vie Dansante wrote:acutally, most don't bother with surgery "down there" anymore. the testosterone engorges the clitoris enough so that it becomes, in essence, a mini-penis.Salukulady wrote:large amounts of testosterone take over a long period helps enlarge the vulva and clitoris and a penis is fashioned out of that through surgery. I have no idea why I know this.........dean_siu wrote:So what do they attach in the private areas during a surgery like this? Do they take the real thing off a cadaver? Do they attach a fake one? If so, does she go to the adult book store beforehand and pick out her/his own? I just can't imagine how this works.
not to make light of it but it sounds like a pretty good deal...you dont have to shave your legs anymore, you won't have your period anymore and you're walking around with you own little mini-penis...plus, if you're not a lesbi*n, you can always become a gay man and still have relations with men. and if you change your mind you can alway just stop taking the testosterone...that's how that man became pregnant.
i just spit coffee thru my nose!!!! 
that's gonna leave a mark on the admission form..flipflopgirl wrote:Tropic_Al wrote:One of the Mrs. employees went thru that. She was asked if she was going to have that surgery, she (now he) said "no d*ck is worth $20,000.00"La Vie Dansante wrote:acutally, most don't bother with surgery "down there" anymore. the testosterone engorges the clitoris enough so that it becomes, in essence, a mini-penis.Salukulady wrote:large amounts of testosterone take over a long period helps enlarge the vulva and clitoris and a penis is fashioned out of that through surgery. I have no idea why I know this.........dean_siu wrote:So what do they attach in the private areas during a surgery like this? Do they take the real thing off a cadaver? Do they attach a fake one? If so, does she go to the adult book store beforehand and pick out her/his own? I just can't imagine how this works.
not to make light of it but it sounds like a pretty good deal...you dont have to shave your legs anymore, you won't have your period anymore and you're walking around with you own little mini-penis...plus, if you're not a lesbi*n, you can always become a gay man and still have relations with men. and if you change your mind you can alway just stop taking the testosterone...that's how that man became pregnant.
dean_siu wrote:So what do they attach in the private areas during a surgery like this? Do they take the real thing off a cadaver? Do they attach a fake one? If so, does she go to the adult book store beforehand and pick out her/his own? I just can't imagine how this works.
Better pick a good one!dean_siu wrote:So what do they attach in the private areas during a surgery like this? Do they take the real thing off a cadaver? Do they attach a fake one? If so, does she go to the adult book store beforehand and pick out her/his own? I just can't imagine how this works.
