Dumbest. Invention. EVER.

[Bubbaphan]

I honestly didn't think it was for real.

[dnw]

[blackjack]

Not the dumbest. Some big folks need this.

(not me.)

[surfpirate]

But wait! If you order RIGHT NOW we'll double your supply! A $50 VALUE!

But there's more! Order in the NEXT 10 MINUTES and we'll include
the Comfort PickerTM absolutely FREE!!
Nose cavity hygiene cleaning for the 21st Century!!!

Operators are standing by.

[Bicycle Bill]

In all seriousness, when I broke my arm a few years back something like that would have been extremely helpful.

And from a more evolutionary standpoint, as humanity 'super-sizes' itself (in girth especially) it does seem that the length of the human arm is starting to become insufficient for certain tasks......

Hmmm. How about a Water-pik on a handle? I've just created "The Portable Bidet"®©(pat pending)!!!

-"BB"-

[popcornjack]

I was hoping for a gratuitous boob shot of the woman getting out of the tub.

[lime rickie]

I was hoping for a gratuitous boob shot of the woman getting out of the tub.

(.) (.)

[IrishPirate]

[Frank4]

not even sure where to go with this one...wow. oh my.

[flyboy55]

Aside from injury and infirmity due to advancing age, I'd say when one get's to the point where one of these is necessary, it's time to just stop eating. It will solve both problems.

[Bubbaphan]

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

[he came from london]

But wait! If you order RIGHT NOW we'll double your supply! A $50 VALUE!

But there's more! Order in the NEXT 10 MINUTES and we'll include
the Comfort PickerTM absolutely FREE!!
Nose cavity hygiene cleaning for the 21st Century!!!

Operators are standing by.

I'll go half's if I get the nose cavity cleaner, you can have the handles to get out of the bath.

[Seas in my veins]

I was hoping for a gratuitous boob shot of the woman getting out of the tub.

(.) (.)

Saggers...down and to the left

[Skibo]

I was just thinking to myself this morning wouldn't it be great if I had something to reach just a little further...yeah, I'm a fatty.

[spartan1979]

I haven't had to "have someone help with my personal matters" since I was about three.

Although, there have been times when I've hurt my back that taking care of my "personal matters" was somewhat difficult, but I managed.

[ejr]

As many of you know, I broke my back two months ago, and, during the day have to wear a clamshell back brace.

This may seem dumb to you, but trust me, I had to buy a version of it and use it because the brace so limits my range of motion.

May seem dumb.......until you need it!

[Seas in my veins]

Well is she going to demonstrate? I have a toilet brush like that.

[LIBuffettFan]

I can somewhat understand if you have injuries but they are advertising is for hygiene. Really, if they were smart they would make an automated one that attaches to the toilet bowl and automatically dispenses paper and does all the dirty work

[sonofabeach]

I could have used one of these when I was 280 pounds
Well not really since I mastered the through the front technique.

Man I could talk about pooping all day!!!

[TropicalTroubador]

I can somewhat understand if you have injuries but they are advertising is for hygiene. Really, if they were smart they would make an automated one that attaches to the toilet bowl and automatically dispenses paper and does all the dirty work

It's called a "bidet."

Seriously...I can foresee a day, somewhere down the road, where my muscles and joints are going to make cleaning that particular orifice much more challenging for me. And I'm not hugely obese. This type of tool is way more useful, I think, than those of you who are young and agile can imagine at this time in your lives.