BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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WEDNESDAY, 24 JUNE 2009
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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And the complete version of the Island Republic of Critter Key National Anthem,
as written by the Lennon & McCartney team of backstreets77 & surfpirate **

** (Tim is the "introspective" Beatle ... I am the "cute" Beatle)


CRITTERVILLE COVE FOREVER
Let's all sail on down
'cause we're going to Critterville Cove
The surfing is real
And something to get stoked about
Critterville Cove forever

Beach life is easy as the sunrise knows
The surf and shore and open sea
It's getting hard to be beach bums
But it all works out
It doesn't matter much to me

Let's all sail on down
'cause we're going to Critterville Cove
The surfing is real
And something to get stoked about
Critterville Cove forever

No one I think is on my wave
I mean it must be high or low
That is you can't, you know, drop in
But it's all right
That is I think it's not too rad

Let's all sail on down
'cause we're going to Critterville Cove
The surfing is real
And something to get stoked about
Critterville Cove forever

Always no sometimes, think it's me
Dude you know I know it's just a dream
I think, er No, I mean, er Yes
But it's all wrong.
That is I think I disagree

Let's all sail on down
'cause we're going to Critterville Cove
The surfing is real
And something to get stoked about
Critterville Cove forever
Critterville Cove forever
Critterville Cove forever


Now we just need a Trop Rocker to record this. Any takers?

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p.s. and Anonymouse is right. I have nooooooo idea where I am going with this storyline,
so I'm winging it even more than usual. A little help please.
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Former President and HOUSE HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Great lyrics SP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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great lyrics... listening to JB Surfing in a Hurricane as I read them, tho!!!!
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

Post by Marnin Grita Guy »

What are a bunch of "junior" penguins doing in Critterville Cove?

I thought they liked cold weather? I mean one very disturbed bird is one

thing, but a whole flock? Are they Flocks? OH MY!


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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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Marnin Grita Guy wrote:What are a bunch of "junior" penguins doing in Critterville Cove?

I thought they liked cold weather? I mean one very disturbed bird is one

thing, but a whole flock? Are they Flocks? OH MY!


:lol:
They're just flocking off.
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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aeroparrot wrote:
Marnin Grita Guy wrote:What are a bunch of "junior" penguins doing in Critterville Cove?

I thought they liked cold weather? I mean one very disturbed bird is one

thing, but a whole flock? Are they Flocks? OH MY!


:lol:
They're just flocking off.
hey flock you :lol: i can do and go where every I flocking wants too.Plus the junior ones are the ones that did not make the big screen with happy feet. They have to perform somewhere
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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Great lyrics!
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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Are there strawberries on Critter Key?
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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luv the lyrics!!!

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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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alphabits wrote:Are there strawberries on Critter Key?

Strawberry Fields....
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

Post by docandjeanie »

LOL love the Lyrics and Bill Clinton and the penguins.

psst. maybe have Hillary interrupt, or the penguins could have a rumble, or just at the start of the fight someone takes Duckette to GW's to delay things.... lol.
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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With my Adonis like good looks id have to be the introspective one. Nice job SP! I still think we should of had Clarence Clemons on sax.

For those of you that want to visit the Island Republic of Critter Key and see where the anthem comes from just visit

http://www.crittervillecove.com
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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backstreets77 wrote:With my Adonis like good looks id have to be the introspective one. Nice job SP! I still think we should of had Clarence Clemons on sax.

For those of you that want to visit the Island Republic of Critter Key and see where the anthem comes from just visit

http://www.crittervillecove.com
I was thinking Amy Lee :wink:
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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surfpirate wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:With my Adonis like good looks id have to be the introspective one. Nice job SP! I still think we should of had Clarence Clemons on sax.

For those of you that want to visit the Island Republic of Critter Key and see where the anthem comes from just visit

http://www.crittervillecove.com
I was thinking Amy Lee :wink:
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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Conolulu wrote:
alphabits wrote:Are there strawberries on Critter Key?

Strawberry Fields....
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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Tropic_Al wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:With my Adonis like good looks id have to be the introspective one. Nice job SP! I still think we should of had Clarence Clemons on sax.

For those of you that want to visit the Island Republic of Critter Key and see where the anthem comes from just visit

http://www.crittervillecove.com
I was thinking Amy Lee :wink:
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With that pic you may have changed my mind.
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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surfpirate wrote:
backstreets77 wrote:With my Adonis like good looks id have to be the introspective one. Nice job SP! I still think we should of had Clarence Clemons on sax.

For those of you that want to visit the Island Republic of Critter Key and see where the anthem comes from just visit

http://www.crittervillecove.com
I was thinking Amy Lee :wink:
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She is very attractive AND a very sweet person (but shy).
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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Very nice touch with Clinton playing the sax... :D :D
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Re: BN Critters - June 24th, 2009

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Penguins kidnap Casual T
Take him to the South Pole
Changes his name to Ice T
Ducky wins fight by forfeit
Marries a Canadian goose
Moves to Nova Scotia and lives happily ever after
Critters embark on world tour
Mayhem ensues
Arrested for possession of controlled substance
Turns out to be Purina Critter Chow
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