Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

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Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529571,00.html

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself
Tuesday, June 30, 2009

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

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And the Understatement of the Year goes to...
This is something we would advise men never to attempt
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:o :o :o :o all i can say is WTF?????????????????
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Seriously...wouldn't a cigar cutter have made more sense? :-? :o :lol:

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Did he use the clipper or the file that come attached?
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It does not say how old the guy was, if he was over about the age of 4 he should have known better.
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rich_big wrote:It does not say how old the guy was, if he was over about the age of 4 he should have known better.
That's what I'm saying, he should have used the file. Everyone knows a nail clipper is curved :lol:
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Seriously...wouldn't a cigar cutter have made more sense? :-? :o :lol:

Don't drink and snip!!
I usually don't LOL at 8 a.m. :lol:
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I once used a nail clipper to remove a wart.
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under the file of too stupid to live-can we please file this guy
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chippewa wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Seriously...wouldn't a cigar cutter have made more sense? :-? :o :lol:

Don't drink and snip!!
I usually don't LOL at 8 a.m. :lol:
Just reading the headline made me scream in horror and wince...how the hell are you laughing?!?!? :pirate:
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dnw wrote::o :o :o
what Debbie said.

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Nail clippers? Seriously? Just how small WAS his ........ er ....... apartment?
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Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Seriously...wouldn't a cigar cutter have made more sense? :-? :o :lol:

Don't drink and snip!!

OR a Rabbi???
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Frank4 wrote:under the file of too stupid to live-can we please file this guy
he didn't remove himself from the gene pool; thus he is not Darwin Award-eligible.
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RinglingRingling wrote:
Frank4 wrote:under the file of too stupid to live-can we please file this guy
he didn't remove himself from the gene pool; thus he is not Darwin Award-eligible.
We can hope that he sufficiently damaged the delivery system though, can't we?
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RinglingRingling wrote:
Frank4 wrote:under the file of too stupid to live-can we please file this guy
he didn't remove himself from the gene pool; thus he is not Darwin Award-eligible.
However, he *is* eligible for an Honorable Mention.

People should *really* refer to the official Darwin Awards Website http://www.darwinawards.com before claiming they know what is and isn't eligible for what.

That said...I take issue with the headline. He wasn't injured *after* using the nail clippers; he was injured *by* using the nail clippers. And there are plenty who would say that circumcision *is* injury.
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TropicalTroubador wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Frank4 wrote:under the file of too stupid to live-can we please file this guy
he didn't remove himself from the gene pool; thus he is not Darwin Award-eligible.
However, he *is* eligible for an Honorable Mention.

People should *really* refer to the official Darwin Awards Website http://www.darwinawards.com before claiming they know what is and isn't eligible for what.

That said...I take issue with the headline. He wasn't injured *after* using the nail clippers; he was injured *by* using the nail clippers. And there are plenty who would say that circumcision *is* injury.
Exactly!
He, among far too many others, definitely qualifies for an HM at the very least.
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