Sweet revenge

[aeroparrot]

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the
sidewalk dragging a flattened Frog on a string behind him.

He walked up to a house of ill Repute and knocked on
the door.. When the Madam answered it, She saw
the Little boy and asked what he wanted. He said,
'I want to have sex with one Of the women inside. I
have the money and I'm not leaving until I Do.'
The Madam figured, why not, so
she told him to come in. Once in, she told
Him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do
any of the girls have Any diseases?'
Of course, the Madam said no, but
the boy replied, 'I heard all The men
talking About having to get shots
after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I Want!'

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the
money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first
room on the right. He headed down the Hall
dragging the squashed frog behind Him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam, And headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked,
'Why Did you pick the only girl in the
place with a disease, instead of one of the
others?'

He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents are Going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving me at home with my babysitter.
After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with
me because she just Happens to be very fond of Little
boys. She will get the disease that I just
Caught... When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will
take the babysitter home. On
the way, He'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the
Disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters,
he and Mom will go to bed And have sex, and
Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad
goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the Milk, have a quickie
with Mom and catch the disease...and HE'S
the Son-of-a-b**** who ran over my FROG!!!

[karat]

oh Ravi

[ragtopW]

a little Scorpio... got to be...

[TwelveVoltMan]

[aeroparrot]

a little Scorpio... got to be...

That's what I'm thinking. It's too elaborate otherwise.

[GumboPirate]

[Big Green PH]

hahaha, awesome