another 'to the doctor' from me

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rich_big
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another 'to the doctor' from me

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I man takes his very pregnant wife to the doctor.

She is screaming, ‘Shouldn’t!!! Wouldn’t!!! Can’t!!! Won’t!!!! Didn’t!!!”


The doctor looks at her and says to the man, ‘she’s having contractions’.



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Re: another 'to the doctor' from me

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Ooooowwwwwwwch!
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Re: another 'to the doctor' from me

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You better be dodging... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: another 'to the doctor' from me

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She's also having contradictions...
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