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STUART, Fla. (AP) - A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report shows 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.

The resident told deputies he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said Higgins took a towel and fled. Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins to a home. Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.

He was being held at the Martin County Jail on $10,500 bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.

That's a load of crap.

Hockey Mon wrote:That's a load of crap.

pretty $hitty thing to do as well!

brings to mind the ChaddyShack sceen, but this one you don't want to touch!

ph4ever wrote:Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.

I never would have guessed.

well, that stinks!!!

You been reading "Weekly World News" this morning? Or do you have a daily feed to your inbox from "News of the Weird"??

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LIPH wrote:

ph4ever wrote:Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.

I never would have guessed.

guys like that give drinkers a bad name.

Guess that's the last time he'll go out and get all shitfaced.

Bicycle Bill wrote:You been reading "Weekly World News" this morning? Or do you have a daily feed to your inbox from "News of the Weird"??

-"BB"-

Neither

well that stinks

karat wrote:pretty $hitty thing to do as well!

brings to mind the ChaddyShack sceen, but this one you don't want to touch!

DOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!