BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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Just love the new poem!

Surely it can apply to many BNers and Critterville pholks... :wink:
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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:lol: :lol: :lol: 1st grade doofuses!!!!!!
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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One of the drawbacks of naked cartoon Critters. They're already up to the 'off come their clothes' part.......
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...

So tweasure your wuv.
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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Boobies!
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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Bicycle Bill wrote:One of the drawbacks of naked cartoon Critters. They're already up to the 'off come their clothes' part.......
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I wondered if pair8head/Garfield is just trying to look festive with his shirt... Dude is prolly missing pants.

C-Dawg wrote:
The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...

So tweasure your wuv.
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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usually if clothes come off the go to the floor unless you are at Capt.Tony's then bra goes on the ceiling
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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SkoolGrl<3 wrote: I wondered if pair8head/Garfield is just trying to look festive with his shirt... Dude is prolly missing pants.


umm, no

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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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SkoolGrl<3 wrote:
Bicycle Bill wrote:One of the drawbacks of naked cartoon Critters. They're already up to the 'off come their clothes' part.......
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-"BB"-
I wondered if pair8head/Garfield is just trying to look festive with his shirt... Dude is prolly missing pants.

C-Dawg wrote:
The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...

So tweasure your wuv.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Tipsy wrote:"TRUE LOVE"?!

Y'know, when Tipsy puts it THAT way, I don't think she buys it either!

Dambit!!! WHY IS SHE HERE TO SEE MOUSEY?!?!!

DOUBLE DAMBIT! Tomorrow is a m$%^@&frakkin #*!%$*% FRIDAY! Cliffhanger... :evil:
I can't believe you're cussin' over the weekend coming. I think you just like to cuss like a sailor.
Tipsy's incredulous 'What?' doesn't quite fit her previous proclamation of P-Dexxy as her " LITTLE MOUSEY MAN " ... a term of endearment if ever there was one.
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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CAUTION: Confusing a "weekend hookup" with "true love" can lead to misunderstandings,
heartbreak, violence, and court appearances. :pirate:
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SkoolGrl<3 wrote:
Bicycle Bill wrote:One of the drawbacks of naked cartoon Critters. They're already up to the 'off come their clothes' part.......
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-"BB"-
I wondered if pair8head/Garfield is just trying to look festive with his shirt... Dude is prolly missing pants.

C-Dawg wrote:
The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...

So tweasure your wuv.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Tipsy wrote:"TRUE LOVE"?!

Y'know, when Tipsy puts it THAT way, I don't think she buys it either!

Dambit!!! WHY IS SHE HERE TO SEE MOUSEY?!?!!

DOUBLE DAMBIT! Tomorrow is a m$%^@&frakkin #*!%$*% FRIDAY! Cliffhanger... :evil:
Stupid weekend! :x
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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could there be the the pitter-patter of lil mousey feet? :o
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

Post by Otis Gudlyfe »

Tropic_Al wrote:could there be the the pitter-patter of lil mousey feet? :o
Wow....like fifty or so lil mousey feet
You've only got two options - having fun or freaking out.


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:D :D :D 8) 8) 8) :D :D :D
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big john wrote:CAUTION: Confusing a "weekend hookup" with "true love" can lead to misunderstandings,
heartbreak, violence, and court appearances. :pirate:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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Otis Gudlyfe wrote:
Tropic_Al wrote:could there be the the pitter-patter of lil mousey feet? :o
Wow....like fifty or so lil mousey feet
The number of mouseys should be divisible by four... (50/4 isn't a whole number is it?) :oops: ... unless a couple of someones are missing feet...

frakkin math...


WAIT! Ugh! no no no no! No feet! No mini-mouseys...

not yet anyway.

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(not ever or at least not intentionally if you're Mousey or Tipsy)
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

Post by Otis Gudlyfe »

SkoolGrl<3 wrote:
Otis Gudlyfe wrote:
Tropic_Al wrote:could there be the the pitter-patter of lil mousey feet? :o
Wow....like fifty or so lil mousey feet
The number of mouseys should be divisible by four... (50/4 isn't a whole number is it?) :oops: ... unless a couple of someones are missing feet...

frakkin math...


WAIT! Ugh! no no no no! No feet! No mini-mouseys...

not yet anyway.

[smilie=asa.gif]

(not ever or at least not intentionally if you're Mousey or Tipsy)
Tipsy and P-Dexxy seem to have 2 feetz and 2 hands, so these ain't no ordinary meesez. :o It would be foolworthy to try to predict how the genetics of this "mix" would work out, (frakkin' genetics)
hence the disclaimer "or so" indicating that 50 was a 'ball park' number and not an attempt to predict the exact number of lil mousey feet that could be pitter-pattering around the "Poin -Tipsy" house-hole. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: BN Critters - October 1st, 2009

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Otis Gudlyfe wrote:
SkoolGrl<3 wrote:
Otis Gudlyfe wrote:
Tropic_Al wrote:could there be the the pitter-patter of lil mousey feet? :o
Wow....like fifty or so lil mousey feet
The number of mouseys should be divisible by four... (50/4 isn't a whole number is it?) :oops: ... unless a couple of someones are missing feet...

frakkin math...


WAIT! Ugh! no no no no! No feet! No mini-mouseys...

not yet anyway.

[smilie=asa.gif]

(not ever or at least not intentionally if you're Mousey or Tipsy)
Tipsy and P-Dexxy seem to have 2 feetz and 2 hands, so these ain't no ordinary meesez. :o It would be foolworthy to try to predict how the genetics of this "mix" would work out, (frakkin' genetics)
hence the disclaimer "or so" indicating that 50 was a 'ball park' number and not an attempt to predict the exact number of lil mousey feet that could be pitter-pattering around the "Poin -Tipsy" house-hole. :roll: :roll: :roll:
As long as someone else brought up the procreative question, I'm just wondering if 'pink' is a recessive or dominant gene? frakkin' genetics.....
.....and "P-Dexxy"??? Gag me with a spoon, already!!!
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