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god damn some criminals are stupid.

Hockey Mon wrote:god damn some criminals are stupid.

Not only criminals, people in general are dumb.

I remember an episode of COPS. Cop pulls a dude over. Asks him if there is any dope in the car. Driver says no. Cop asks again and again if there is any dope in the car. Driver keeps saying no. Camera zooms in on the driver, who has a joint stuck behind his ear. Cop once again asks, and then handcuffs the driver. Driver gets cuffed. One more time cop asks, driver while handcuffed says no. Cop pulls the doobie out from behind the driver’s ear and shows it to him.

The driver was stupid, but the cop was a di¢k.

rich_big wrote:

Hockey Mon wrote:god damn some criminals are stupid.

Not only criminals, people in general are dumb.

Someone has to make up the lower part of the gene pool.

as Bill Engvall would say...Here's your sign!

rich_big wrote:

Hockey Mon wrote:god damn some criminals are stupid.

Not only criminals, people in general are dumb.

I remember an episode of COPS. Cop pulls a dude over. Asks him if there is any dope in the car. Driver says no. Cop asks again and again if there is any dope in the car. Driver keeps saying no. Camera zooms in on the driver, who has a joint stuck behind his ear. Cop once again asks, and then handcuffs the driver. Driver gets cuffed. One more time cop asks, driver while handcuffed says no. Cop pulls the doobie out from behind the driver’s ear and shows it to him.

The driver was stupid, but the cop was a di¢k.

not having seen the episode, so I missed the tone of the questioning, I would almost say the officer was giving him a chance and the driver was too stupid/stoned/whatever to recognize it.

Thankfully the police got this not so bright, dangerous criminal off the streets, I feel so much safer

RinglingRingling wrote:

rich_big wrote:

Hockey Mon wrote:god damn some criminals are stupid.

Not only criminals, people in general are dumb.

I remember an episode of COPS. Cop pulls a dude over. Asks him if there is any dope in the car. Driver says no. Cop asks again and again if there is any dope in the car. Driver keeps saying no. Camera zooms in on the driver, who has a joint stuck behind his ear. Cop once again asks, and then handcuffs the driver. Driver gets cuffed. One more time cop asks, driver while handcuffed says no. Cop pulls the doobie out from behind the driver’s ear and shows it to him.

The driver was stupid, but the cop was a di¢k.

not having seen the episode, so I missed the tone of the questioning, I would almost say the officer was giving him a chance and the driver was too stupid/stoned/whatever to recognize it.

But if he only had one joint technically he wasn't telling the cop a lie.

RinglingRingling wrote:

rich_big wrote:

Hockey Mon wrote:god damn some criminals are stupid.

Not only criminals, people in general are dumb.

I remember an episode of COPS. Cop pulls a dude over. Asks him if there is any dope in the car. Driver says no. Cop asks again and again if there is any dope in the car. Driver keeps saying no. Camera zooms in on the driver, who has a joint stuck behind his ear. Cop once again asks, and then handcuffs the driver. Driver gets cuffed. One more time cop asks, driver while handcuffed says no. Cop pulls the doobie out from behind the driver’s ear and shows it to him.

The driver was stupid, but the cop was a di¢k.

not having seen the episode, so I missed the tone of the questioning, I would almost say the officer was giving him a chance and the driver was too stupid/stoned/whatever to recognize it.

As the wife of a retired cop, I would guess the cop was just having a good time on camera.

ph4ever wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

rich_big wrote:

Hockey Mon wrote:god damn some criminals are stupid.

Not only criminals, people in general are dumb.

I remember an episode of COPS. Cop pulls a dude over. Asks him if there is any dope in the car. Driver says no. Cop asks again and again if there is any dope in the car. Driver keeps saying no. Camera zooms in on the driver, who has a joint stuck behind his ear. Cop once again asks, and then handcuffs the driver. Driver gets cuffed. One more time cop asks, driver while handcuffed says no. Cop pulls the doobie out from behind the driver’s ear and shows it to him.

The driver was stupid, but the cop was a di¢k.

not having seen the episode, so I missed the tone of the questioning, I would almost say the officer was giving him a chance and the driver was too stupid/stoned/whatever to recognize it.

But if he only had one joint technically he wasn't telling the cop a lie.

Why ??

Snowparrot wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

rich_big wrote:

Hockey Mon wrote:god damn some criminals are stupid.

Not only criminals, people in general are dumb.

I remember an episode of COPS. Cop pulls a dude over. Asks him if there is any dope in the car. Driver says no. Cop asks again and again if there is any dope in the car. Driver keeps saying no. Camera zooms in on the driver, who has a joint stuck behind his ear. Cop once again asks, and then handcuffs the driver. Driver gets cuffed. One more time cop asks, driver while handcuffed says no. Cop pulls the doobie out from behind the driver’s ear and shows it to him.

The driver was stupid, but the cop was a di¢k.

not having seen the episode, so I missed the tone of the questioning, I would almost say the officer was giving him a chance and the driver was too stupid/stoned/whatever to recognize it.

But if he only had one joint technically he wasn't telling the cop a lie.

Why ??

OK - work with me here. Remember I said if he only had one joint.
If he's cuffed there's a huge chance he's not sitting in his car. Therefore if he only had one joint with him technically while the cop had him cuffed and was looking at him when he responded there was no pot in the car at that point and time there wasn't any pot in the car as it was behind his ear OUTSIDE the car.

ph4ever wrote:

Snowparrot wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

rich_big wrote:

Hockey Mon wrote:god damn some criminals are stupid.

Not only criminals, people in general are dumb.

I remember an episode of COPS. Cop pulls a dude over. Asks him if there is any dope in the car. Driver says no. Cop asks again and again if there is any dope in the car. Driver keeps saying no. Camera zooms in on the driver, who has a joint stuck behind his ear. Cop once again asks, and then handcuffs the driver. Driver gets cuffed. One more time cop asks, driver while handcuffed says no. Cop pulls the doobie out from behind the driver’s ear and shows it to him.

The driver was stupid, but the cop was a di¢k.

not having seen the episode, so I missed the tone of the questioning, I would almost say the officer was giving him a chance and the driver was too stupid/stoned/whatever to recognize it.

But if he only had one joint technically he wasn't telling the cop a lie.

Why ??

OK - work with me here. Remember I said if he only had one joint.
If he's cuffed there's a huge chance he's not sitting in his car. Therefore if he only had one joint with him technically while the cop had him cuffed and was looking at him when he responded there was no pot in the car at that point and time there wasn't any pot in the car as it was behind his ear OUTSIDE the car.

You're giving this guy credit for *WAA-aay* more presence of mind than he probably had. And if you read the report as given by rich_big, the guy was asked at least three times before he was taken out of the car and cuffed if he had any dope in the car.

-"BB"-

Bicycle Bill wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

Snowparrot wrote: Why ??

OK - work with me here. Remember I said if he only had one joint.
If he's cuffed there's a huge chance he's not sitting in his car. Therefore if he only had one joint with him technically while the cop had him cuffed and was looking at him when he responded there was no pot in the car at that point and time there wasn't any pot in the car as it was behind his ear OUTSIDE the car.

You're giving this guy credit for *WAA-aay* more presence of mind than he probably had. And if you read the report as given by rich_big, the guy was asked at least three times before he was taken out of the car and cuffed if he had any dope in the car.

-"BB"-

You obviously don't know how to play the "if" game do you?

BTW - I've also seen some really stoned people have the presence of mind to do a lot of things. Like perform surgery.