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To lighten the mood a little.
The list below was printed in a recent edition of Men's Health Magazine.
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Number of taste buds in an average guy's mouth
10000

The first thing he tried the little suckers out on
Amniotic fluid

How much of it the embryonic average guy downed per day
1 quart

Where the average guy got his omega-3 fatty acids before he was old enough to eat salmon
Breast milk

Vegetable the average guy-as-a-kid slipped to his dog
Brussels sprouts

What he loathes almost as much today
Beets
OH YES!

Percentage of men who aren't getting the recommended 5 servings of fruits and vegetables daily
75

How much their risk of a stroke would drop if they did
30 percent

How much their risk of cancer would plummet
50 percent

Current holder of the world "pea eating" record
Eric Booker

What he put away
10 pounds of peas in 12 minutes

Why he celbrated in the bathroom
220 grams of fiber

If he could only eat one food for all of eternity, what the average guy would choose
STEAK
DAMN RIGHT

The average guy's all-time favorite comfort foods
1)Spaghetti and meat balls
2)Macaroni and cheese
3)Mashed potatoes
and, of course, steak

After "eat them", what the average guy would do with a forkful of mashed potatoes
Catapult them, ala Animal House

Number of men who have actually been in a food fight
1 in 3

Number of men who choked to death on food in 2007
666

Number of men who say they've used food as a sex toy
1 in 3
?????

Their favorite erotic edibles
Whipped cream and chocolate syrup
and, of course, steak

Female celebrity chef the average guy would like to have for dessert
Nigella Lawson
OH HELL YES

Second place
Rachel Ray
OH HELL YES

Number of men who've fantasized about a waitress
3 in 4
For me, it's Nancy at the Cedar River Landing bar & grill

Number of men who've fantasized about bagging the supermarket checkout girl
1 in 2
That would be Colleen at the Hy Vee store

Food the average guy is most likely to binge on in the middle of the night
Ice cream
And, of course, steak
and, of course, Nancy at the Cedar River Landing bar and grill

Guilty pleasure men feel guiltiest indulging in
Fast food
BULLSH*T

Number of men who think fast food should come with a Surgeon General's warning
1 in 107

Percentage of men who feel they can eat any food they want as long as they exercise
18

Wierdest thing the average guy will admit to eating
Insects

Percentage who say they ate their arthropod on a dare
30

Percentage who said they were just really, really hungry
3

Number of men who throw out milk when it hits the "sell by" date
1 in 4

Number who have taken a utensil that just touched raw meat and immediately used it on cooked meat
1 in 2

Percentage of men who say they are "excellent cooks"
22
I won't rate myself as excellent, but above average

Number of men who would choose Mom over a 5-star chef or a short-order cook to prepare all of their home cooked meals
1 in 3

None of that stuff applies to me. I'm not your average guy.

Where the average guy got his omega-3 fatty acids before he was old enough to eat salmon
Breast milk

LIPH wrote:None of that stuff applies to me. I'm not your average guy.

NONE of that stuff?
HMMM.

Wino you know wrote:

Where the average guy got his omega-3 fatty acids before he was old enough to eat salmon
Breast milk

LIPH wrote:None of that stuff applies to me. I'm not your average guy.

NONE of that stuff?
HMMM.

It doesn't say anything about AFTER he was old enough to eat salmon.

I still like female breasts....

I would have to disagree about the celebrity chef, Giada De Laurentiis would be the only way to go.

looks like I need to eat more fruits instead of using them as sex toys.

aeroparrot wrote:I still like female breasts....

much less hair than male breasts!!!

Staredge wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

Where the average guy got his omega-3 fatty acids before he was old enough to eat salmon
Breast milk

LIPH wrote:None of that stuff applies to me. I'm not your average guy.

NONE of that stuff?
HMMM.

It doesn't say anything about AFTER he was old enough to eat salmon.

I'm still not old enough to eat salmon.

LIPH wrote:

Staredge wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

Where the average guy got his omega-3 fatty acids before he was old enough to eat salmon
Breast milk

LIPH wrote:None of that stuff applies to me. I'm not your average guy.

NONE of that stuff?
HMMM.

It doesn't say anything about AFTER he was old enough to eat salmon.

I'm still not old enough to eat salmon.

The four advantages of breast milk:
1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.
4. Can be found in attractive containers of varying sizes.

-"BB"-

Bicycle Bill wrote:advantages of breast milk:
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

-"BB"-

I beg to differ.