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Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

This is one parrothead who really doesn't find the jokes funny, necessary or appropriate. There is a family in crisis here, and they are facing this crisis in the public eye (yes, of their own choosing) so I am not sure why there is a need to pile on with the jokes.

I don't think Tiger is reading this.

ejr wrote:This is one parrothead who really doesn't find the jokes funny, necessary or appropriate. There is a family in crisis here, and they are facing this crisis in the public eye (yes, of their own choosing) so I am not sure why there is a need to pile on with the jokes.

to be blunt... they are "in crisis" because Spud couldn't control his putz. When his schmeckel came out the first, the second, or the ninth, or the twentieth time and the woman present wasn't his wife, any ability for him to ask for privacy or understanding went away. Jokes aren't directed at the family, they are directed at the pompous, arrogant a$$ who thought he could f(*)*$ 21 year old cocktail waitresses and 34 year old party-planners outside the bonds of his marriage and there wouldn't be repercussions, and then spent a week trying to maintain the image that he was a wonderful human being and family man while trying to buy his wife's continued presence in his life.

Hey it's entertainment like Leno, Letterman etc. I'm sure they've told jokes.
SNL even had a skit.

I am actually surprised that this thread is still near the top...

sonofabeach wrote:Hey it's entertainment like Leno, Letterman etc. I'm sure they've told jokes.
SNL even had a skit.

As one who usually loves the deliciously tasteless, even I was a little taken aback by the SNL skit, not so much for its content,
but for it's complete insensitivity towards musical guest Rihanna.
Her recent involvement with violence in a relationship seemed invisible in context with Tiger's "bit".

Last night Letterman said Tiger called him asking how to handle the situation.

And the floozy-coming-out-of-the-woodwork count is up to 9. It appears Tiger favors members of the food service class for his dalliances.

SuperTrooper wrote:Last night Letterman said Tiger called him asking how to handle the situation.

And the floozy-coming-out-of-the-woodwork count is up to 9. It appears Tiger favors members of the food service class for his dalliances.

I never get service like that at the Perkin's by my house...

Lightning Bolt wrote:

sonofabeach wrote:Hey it's entertainment like Leno, Letterman etc. I'm sure they've told jokes.
SNL even had a skit.

As one who usually loves the deliciously tasteless, even I was a little taken aback by the SNL skit, not so much for its content,
but for it's complete insensitivity towards musical guest Rihanna.
Her recent involvement with violence in a relationship seemed invisible in context with Tiger's "bit".

they took it about 3 "This Just In"s too far.

Migration Michelle wrote:I am actually surprised that this thread is still near the top...

Doesn't surprise me, Tiger keeps giving everyone more and more ammo.

The latest of which is an ambulance was seen taking a "middle aged blond woman" away from
Tigers home early this morning. (His MIL?)

pair8head wrote:

Migration Michelle wrote:I am actually surprised that this thread is still near the top...

Doesn't surprise me, Tiger keeps giving everyone more and more ammo.

The latest of which is an ambulance was seen taking a "middle aged blond woman" away from
Tigers home early this morning. (His MIL?)

That was my guess.

And there are rumours (according to his neighbours) that the wife has decamped.

On the bright side.. the Escalade still runs and was supposedly seen at the hospital after the blonde lady was admitted.

RinglingRingling wrote:

pair8head wrote:

Migration Michelle wrote:I am actually surprised that this thread is still near the top...

Doesn't surprise me, Tiger keeps giving everyone more and more ammo.

The latest of which is an ambulance was seen taking a "middle aged blond woman" away from
Tigers home early this morning. (His MIL?)

That was my guess.

And there are rumours (according to his neighbours) that the wife has decamped.

On the bright side.. the Escalade still runs and was supposedly seen at the hospital after the blonde lady was admitted.

I just heard it was his mother in law.

tee hee....Todd typed "schmeckel" .

Sad tale

(But now I'm starting to wonder who's idea for the marriage anyway?) Also someone else pointed out that the first record of this activity happened about 2006 (about when his dad died).... (I think he was still single at that time?)

My only words on this as it can only get sadder (I can't even laugh at it anymore )

Ok.. I have to confess.. *I* had an affair with Tiger.




That's about as ridiculous as I find all these women coming out of the woodwork with their confessions.

I don't idolize this guy.

I don't think his personal life is any of our business.

Glorfindel7 wrote:Sad tale

(But now I'm starting to wonder who's idea for the marriage anyway?) Also someone else pointed out that the first record of this activity happened about 2006 (about when his dad died).... (I think he was still single at that time?)

My only words on this as it can only get sadder (I can't even laugh at it anymore )

been married 5 years. that puts it back to 2004, and gotta figure they were a couple for at least a week before that... supposedly one of the "girls" was seeing him w/in the first year of the marriage.

I'm not a psychologist, but I played once on the stage ...

This guy has serious issues.

East Texas Parrothead wrote:I'm not a psychologist, but I played once on the stage ...

This guy has serious issues.

I played a psychologist on the stage too.

SMLCHNG wrote:Ok.. I have to confess.. *I* had an affair with Tiger.




That's about as ridiculous as I find all these women coming out of the woodwork with their confessions.

I don't idolize this guy.

I don't think his personal life is any of our business.

I had an affair with Tiger too.