BN Critters - December 1st, 2009

[surfpirate]

TUESDAY, 1 DECEMBER 2009

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[Snowparrot]

I dunno, SP... show me a naked man who doesn't want to cling to a woman.....

[Bicycle Bill]

I dunno, SP... show me a naked man who doesn't want to cling to a woman.....

Frankly, I'm a man who would prefer to cling to a naked woman...
I mean, the poor dear must be terribly cold with no clothes on, so I would be willing to share my body heat with her...
...in keeping with the Cove Scout tradition of doing a good turn daily, of course.

-"BB"-

(Hey SP!! There's an idea for the strip — "Critterville Cove Scouts", so the 'keets have something to do. Maybe Flock could try his hand, er, flipper, at being Scoutmaster, and of course you could be the Surfing merit badge counselor!!)

[TommyBahama]

i want to see the list of 30!!!

[C-Dawg]

i want to see the list of 30!!!

maybe you could ask her to demonstrate for you, Tommy

[SuperTrooper]

i want to see the list of 30!!!

Here you go Tommy, in a slideshow format:

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/ti ... urn-him-on

[TommyBahama]

Chris...nothing like a one on one demonstration!!!

Super T...you are scaring me if you had that article!!

[owbishop]

i want to see the list of 30!!!

OK, I looked at the 30......actually only got to number 2......get nekkid....works for me

[TongaTam]

i want to see the list of 30!!!

OK, I looked at the 30......actually only got to number 2......get nekkid....works for me

I'm pretty sure I could come up with 30 things!
>> grin <<

[owbishop]

i want to see the list of 30!!!

OK, I looked at the 30......actually only got to number 2......get nekkid....works for me

I'm pretty sure I could come up with 30 things!
>> grin <<

and how many of those things did you do during concert season this year......ie Virginia...pole dancing

[TommyBahama]

#11....Turn him into Buffett!!!!
...or was that turn him into a Buffet!!!

[TongaTam]

and how many of those things did you do during concert season this year......ie Virginia...pole dancing

ummm.. that wasnt me!?
oh damn. theres photographic evidence isnt there.. hmm...

#11....Turn him into Buffett!!!!
...or was that turn him into a Buffet!!!

I'd rather it be.. "turn him into a parrothead".. but thats just me. I like 'em a bit taller!

[TommyBahama]

and how many of those things did you do during concert season this year......ie Virginia...pole dancing

ummm.. that wasnt me!?
oh damn. theres photographic evidence isnt there.. hmm...

#11....Turn him into Buffett!!!!
...or was that turn him into a Buffet!!!

I'd rather it be.. "turn him into a parrothead".. but thats just me. I like 'em a bit taller!

there ya go!!!

[surfpirate]

hmmmm .....

note to self:
folks are focusing on Tramp Pauline's *Cosmo quote*
and not on
the rather *insightful comments* made by Socra Tease

..... interesting

[TongaTam]

hmmmm .....

note to self:
folks are focusing on Tramp Pauline's *Cosmo quote*
and not on
the rather *insightful comments* made by Socra Tease

..... interesting

insightful?!
umm.. ok.


hehe.. just kidding!!

[surfpirate]

hmmmm .....

note to self:
folks are focusing on Tramp Pauline's *Cosmo quote*
and not on
the rather *insightful comments* made by Socra Tease

..... interesting

insightful?!
umm.. ok.


hehe.. just kidding!!

ahhhhh ..... laugh at me if you wish dearie (perhaps, just perhaps, I know what women think/want).

[alphabits]

Only 30 things??? Rookie!

Who knew my lifelong affinity for honesty would have the benefit of avoiding the dreaded static cling?

[aeroparrot]

God took a rib out of Adam made the female as a mate for Adam. God took one look at her body and said wo-man!!

(to paraphrase the Bill Cosby joke on how the word "woman" was created)

[Snowparrot]

hmmmm .....

note to self:
folks are focusing on Tramp Pauline's *Cosmo quote*
and not on
the rather *insightful comments* made by Socra Tease

..... interesting

Well, sorry, SP, those Cosmo quotes are just so distracting....

Then I read the "article"/list.... and realized there wasn't much I hadn't tried.
That's Cosmo for you: it's a young woman's thing
(but thanks to Super Trooper for the links: now I'll NEVER have to buy the d*m mag)