The BuffettNews *PEOPLES CHOICE ACADEMY AWARDS*

[Bonzo]

Best Supporting Simian

[Wino you know]

B.N.er who used that GOD-AWFUL disgusting word "SPEW" the most number of times.

Any B.N.er who joined the mile-high club.

Best looking B.N.er guy in a three piece suit.

Best looking B.N.er lady in her birthday suit.

B.N.er who offered up the best recipe (by consensus) in Vicky's cookbook.

B.N.er who lost the most weight.

B.N.er who GAINED the most weight.
WELL, I have to win SOMETHING.

[SMLCHNG]

How many times the phrase "True Parrothead" has been used.

Who popped the most popcorn.

How many times someone has asked "What happened to Fingers".

[springparrot]

Curmudgeon of the Year

Meltdown of the Year

Most Beat to Death Subject of the Year

but there are sooooooooooooooooo many

[Bicycle Bill]

MVP — Most Valuable Poster
I nominate surfpirate. Even on 'Island Time', he's more dependable with that cockamamie cartoon strip than I am on a lot of other things on 'real time'.

And speaking about me, I'm hoping to get a nod for Newbie of the Year.

-"BB"-