The Broken Lawn Mower

[karat]

THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

[lime rickie]

[C-Dawg]

Here's a tea spoon....could you have her come over and shovel my driveway, the snow is starting to get deep and my snowblower broke down??? Think I'll go hide now

[karat]

Here's a tea spoon....could you have her come over and shovel my driveway, the snow is starting to get deep and my snowblower broke down??? Think I'll go hide now

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