Birth of a candy bar
Posted: December 11, 2009 1:02 pm
This one is older than I am, but it's still as funny now as it was then.
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One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his old lady, Mrs. Hershey behind the Powerhouse on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark. He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was pure Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll. Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way! She screamed " O-Henry! ", and she squeezed his Peter Paul, & said, "your better than the 3 Muskateers, I am Forever Yours." She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth.
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One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his old lady, Mrs. Hershey behind the Powerhouse on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark. He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was pure Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll. Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way! She screamed " O-Henry! ", and she squeezed his Peter Paul, & said, "your better than the 3 Muskateers, I am Forever Yours." She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth.
