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Post by SuperTrooper »

A medical study from Germany concludes that men who stare at boobies for 20 minutes a day are healthier and will live longer.

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/news ... 1320.html#

So help us out ladies! Post some delicious cleavage so that the men here can get our blood circulating and be healthier! 8) :pirate: :o
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Hmmm ..... another tax payer funded study brought to you by the DOD? **


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surfpirate wrote:Hmmm ..... another tax payer funded study brought to you by the DOD? **


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No worries SP it was German taxpayers who paid for this one. :wink:
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Someone needs to tell the Garden Of Eden in Key West. They have a sign that says "do not stare".
How can you not stare when the barmaid's knockers are right in front of you?
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Post by Bicycle Bill »

On a related note:

A scientist from Texas A&M University has created a fabric that, when made into a T-shirt, halter top, or sports bra, keeps womens' breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
Following a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the crap out of him.
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You only have two options - havin' fun or freakin' out...

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sonofabeach wrote:Someone needs to tell the Garden Of Eden in Key West. They have a sign that says "do not stare".
How can you not stare when the barmaid's knockers are right in front of you?
According to the report, "gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime.."
Next time a woman asks if I'm staring at her boobs, I can now say "no, I'm exercising" :wink:
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Post by SharkOnLand »

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
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I'm never offended when men stare at my boobs......now I'm just happy to know that I've been contributing to the overall health and well-being of the male population......God Bless Victoria's Secret.
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Post by sonofabeach »

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Hey it's only been up a few hours. Give the ladies time to post.
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Post by Brown Eyed Girl »

Here's a nice pair...

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sonofabeach wrote:Someone needs to tell the Garden Of Eden in Key West. They have a sign that says "do not stare".
How can you not stare when the barmaid's knockers are right in front of you?

Barbara and Erin, is that sign really up there in the Garden of Eden? :wink:
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Post by Karacal »

dnw wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:Someone needs to tell the Garden Of Eden in Key West. They have a sign that says "do not stare".
How can you not stare when the barmaid's knockers are right in front of you?

Barbara and Erin, is that sign really up there in the Garden of Eden? :wink:
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Post by nutmeg »

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Here's a nice pair...

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And a large pair at that!
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pbans wrote:I'm never offended when men stare at my boobs...
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If the man upstairs made anything better than fried chicken and boobies he must have kept it to himself :lol:
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I wonder just how I bill my Insurance company for my trips to the
Strip clubs.. :lol: :lol:
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ragtopW wrote:I wonder just how I bill my Insurance company for my trips to the
Strip clubs.. :lol: :lol:
You'll probably need a doctor's excuse :)
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