BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

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BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

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MONDAY, 4 JANUARY 2010
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by Tropic_Al »

Glad to see the critters are back. Hope you enjoyed the quality time with the family. No gaming, system , but I did order a calendar. Just waiting for it to show up. :D
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by Bicycle Bill »

Before they turned it into a crappy movie, it was a good book:

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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by Marnin Grita Guy »

Now I would like one of those more if it was a De-Bra unit.

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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

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Marnin Grita Guy wrote:Now I would like one of those more if it was a De-Bra unit.

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I like the way you think Barry....and it has a beer tap on it too!!! [smilie=coolup.gif] [smilie=cool_goatee.gif] [smilie=coolup.gif]
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

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OK Strippers ........

What sort of *Buffetty* take can you come up with as far as video games for the
Meglaritamart, Inc.** Iced PlayStation D-Bra Frozen Contraption Gaming Gizmo?

Let's get creative now.

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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

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rhyming tropical with profitable since 1977 :lol:

I think you need to have a tropical tatoo game....
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by Bicycle Bill »

"PEANUT BUTTER CONSPIRACY" (for one or two players)
Moving around the Mini-Mart, 'borrow' enough stuff to make your next meal.
Don't get caught by the owner, the cashier, the stock clerk, or the "random glance" of the Eye of God (a/k/a the big round mirror).
After finishing your 'shopping', you must check out with the cashier and exit the Mini-Mart without anything falling out of your jeans.
WARNING: Take more than you need, and you are almost sure to get caught.

"CHEESEBURGERTIME" (for one or two players)
Build the ultimate Cheeseburger in Paradise by assembling the necessary ingredients....bun halves, meat patties, lettuce, pickle, tomato, Heinz 57, onion slice.
Earn bonus points by picking up "side orders" (cold beer, french fries, kosher pickle).
Roving bad ingredients (Grey Poupon, Tabasco Sauce, Wilted Lettuce, and Landshark Bottle) will try to stop you, but you can avoid them by throwing "salt, salt, salt" in their faces, or by dropping ingredients on them.

"DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" (with solo and multi-player modes; on-line compatible)
Do you think you have what it takes to dance onstage with Jimmy?
Follow along with Julie, Tina, Heather, or Nadirah and see if you can bust a move with the best of them in the single-player mode, or challenge your friends at your next tailgate in multi-player mode.
BONUS: When played in the on-line mode, high scores are automatically forwarded to Megalaritamart. If you consistently score high enough you may get a call to appear at a live show as a guest Reeferette!!
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(ps — I'm still working on something that would involve/feature boobies......)
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

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:lol: I think the Peanut Butter Conspiracy one would be a best seller!
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by C-Dawg »

surfpirate wrote:OK Strippers ........

What sort of *Buffetty* take can you come up with as far as video games for the
Meglaritamart, Inc.** Iced PlayStation D-Bra Frozen Contraption Gaming Gizmo?

Let's get creative now.

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Baywatch games - pick your bikini clad character and play beach volleyball, frisbee, bodyboarding and other beach favorites. Play the Spring Break Olympics and do shots from your IceStation D-Bra while competing in all the games.

Ultimate Beer Pong - A combination of beer pong and mini golf. Bounce your ping pong ball off walls, floors and furniture to get it in the cup.
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by spartan1979 »

I thought D-Bra had something to do with cup size.
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by STL PARROTHEAD »

:lol: :lol: :lol: NICE gaming gizmo!!!!!


welcome back critters, hope you had nice Christmas and New Year!!
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by smokindave »

Happy New Year..........Doncha think the frozen gizmo double d bra gaming system should have a guitar attachment...ya know tropical music for profit...maybe every time ya miss a note you hafta take a shot and put a dollar in the tip jar?
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

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surfpirate wrote:OK Strippers ........

What sort of *Buffetty* take can you come up with as far as video games for the
Meglaritamart, Inc.** Iced PlayStation D-Bra Frozen Contraption Gaming Gizmo?

Let's get creative now.

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TIKI BAR FLASH CHALLENGE

Build your own tiki bar in the parking lot of your choice. Keep serving free drinks until the
girls start "flashing". Discourage "frat boys" from hanging around and "blocking".
For one or two players, adults only. Score extra points for "mother and daughter pairs".
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Who's got the rum?
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by backstreets77 »

Im waiting for the next model of the Meglaritamart, Inc.** Iced PlayStation D-Bra Frozen Contraption Gaming Gizmo . I here that will run on batteries to bring to a tailgate. Same old crap just a different ploy. I cant wait.

Also as far as games go - Id say a tailgating game where u need to get in to the lot set up and have your first drink by a certain time. Your opponets could be the 16 year old parking attendentants, the first time tailgater, the rowdy college frat boys, security, and the overly drunk adult who hasnt drank since last years show.

Bonus points can be earned by having the Meglaritamart people film you, getting flashed, collecting beads,and leis and finding jello shots.
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by UnkFrank »

"D-Bra Fit"

Keep your arms in perfect drinking shape using the "D-Bra Fit". This (modestly priced) addition to your Frozen Contraption Gaming Gizmo is simple to use, yet you won't believe the results. Simply remove your shoes, and settle your bare feet into the enclosed sand pit (you can also purchase the (also modestly priced) accessory "Sand Warmer" if you are in a cool climate), fill one or both of the technologically advanced liquid holder, and curl the technologically advanced liquid holder to your lips and drink an equal amount from each container. Several levels of exercise are included, from individual Dixie Cups to dual Blender Jars*.

Meglaritamart, Inc. is absolved from any responsibility for injuries or discomfort from the user over-estimating his or her own abilities when using the D-Bra Fit.
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by dnw »

Good gaming ideas. :D
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by STL PARROTHEAD »

UnkFrank wrote:"D-Bra Fit"

Keep your arms in perfect drinking shape using the "D-Bra Fit". This (modestly priced) addition to your Frozen Contraption Gaming Gizmo is simple to use, yet you won't believe the results. Simply remove your shoes, and settle your bare feet into the enclosed sand pit (you can also purchase the (also modestly priced) accessory "Sand Warmer" if you are in a cool climate), fill one or both of the technologically advanced liquid holder, and curl the technologically advanced liquid holder to your lips and drink an equal amount from each container. Several levels of exercise are included, from individual Dixie Cups to dual Blender Jars*.

Meglaritamart, Inc. is absolved from any responsibility for injuries or discomfort from the user over-estimating his or her own abilities when using the D-Bra Fit.
and.... another level could be to wiggle while listening to tropical tunes. You could wiggle your way into shape for the grass skirt/coconut bra season!
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Re: BN Critters - January 4th, 2010

Post by nutmeg »

Meglaritaopoly

Buy cheaper properties in Mississippi and Nashville. Work you way up to expensive properties in Sag Harbor, West Palm and St Barts. Instead of getting sent directly to jail, you could get stuck in the Ticketmaster purchase nightmare.
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