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“Jimmy Buffett: The Man from Margaritaville Revealed,”
an unauthorized biography by Steve Eng
CHAPTER 8 - Gulf Coast Collegiate
Jimmy’s mother said that “Auburn is where [Jimmy] learned to play guitar,” which Jimmy confirmed: “Women are more attracted to guys with guitars than guys with typewriters.”
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At a social event, all his fellow fraternity “pledge swaps” sat around and “scratched their asses” — but the girls all kept their distance, while haughtily straightening their brassieres. The only classmate to win their attention was Johnny Youngblood and he earned that with his guitar. He explained to Jimmy that all it took to entice a girl was just three chords. “Teach me,” pleaded Jimmy. “And that was the start of my professional career. For no other reason than to meet girls.” Three weeks later he was entertaining the girls with G, C and D.
surfpirate wrote:“Jimmy Buffett: The Man from Margaritaville Revealed,”
an unauthorized biography by Steve Eng
CHAPTER 8 - Gulf Coast Collegiate
Jimmy’s mother said that “Auburn is where [Jimmy] learned to play guitar,” which Jimmy confirmed: “Women are more attracted to guys with guitars than guys with typewriters.”
…
At a social event, all his fellow fraternity “pledge swaps” sat around and “scratched their asses” — but the girls all kept their distance, while haughtily straightening their brassieres. The only classmate to win their attention was Johnny Youngblood and he earned that with his guitar. He explained to Jimmy that all it took to entice a girl was just three chords. “Teach me,” pleaded Jimmy. “And that was the start of my professional career. For no other reason than to meet girls.” Three weeks later he was entertaining the girls with G, C and D.
G,C,and D or as I like to call them the Holy Trinity of Guitar Chords.
TROP BAND 2 "G HITTER" for the ICED PLAYSTATION D-BRA
FROZEN CONTRAPTION GAMING GIZMO by MEGLARITART
SOLD SEPARATELY - MUST BE 18 OR OLDER
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED
surfpirate wrote:“Jimmy Buffett: The Man from Margaritaville Revealed,”
an unauthorized biography by Steve Eng
CHAPTER 8 - Gulf Coast Collegiate
Jimmy’s mother said that “Auburn is where [Jimmy] learned to play guitar,” which Jimmy confirmed: “Women are more attracted to guys with guitars than guys with typewriters.”
…
At a social event, all his fellow fraternity “pledge swaps” sat around and “scratched their asses” — but the girls all kept their distance, while haughtily straightening their brassieres. The only classmate to win their attention was Johnny Youngblood and he earned that with his guitar. He explained to Jimmy that all it took to entice a girl was just three chords. “Teach me,” pleaded Jimmy. “And that was the start of my professional career. For no other reason than to meet girls.” Three weeks later he was entertaining the girls with G, C and D.
G,C,and D or as I like to call them the Holy Trinity of Guitar Chords.
I remember learning a few others — like F, G7, D7, A, and A7. Never learned to bar chord, though.
I'm still single, too. Another theory shot to hell. -"BB"-
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Bicycle Bill wrote:I remember learning a few others — like F, G7, D7, A, and A7. Never learned to bar chord, though.
I'm still single, too. Another theory shot to hell. -"BB"-
TROP BAND 2 "G HITTER" for the ICED PLAYSTATION D-BRA
FROZEN CONTRAPTION GAMING GIZMO by MEGLARITART
SOLD SEPARATELY - MUST BE 18 OR OLDER
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED
"hmm hmm la la la hmmm" MOUSEY KA-POW!!! "hmm hmm la la la hmmm" -moi!
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TROP BAND 2 "G HITTER" for the ICED PLAYSTATION D-BRA
FROZEN CONTRAPTION GAMING GIZMO by MEGLARITART
SOLD SEPARATELY - MUST BE 18 OR OLDER
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED
you would think for the prices Meglaritamart charges, it could come with batteries
fabduo wrote: He actually kept his flip flops on when performing back then????
Yeah, welll .... ummm, that would actually be my (very) bad ripoff drawing of Lil' Jimmy .... in the style of the Comedy Central cartoon Lil' Bush that ran on that network in 2007/2008. I figured since I was parodying his self-admitted limited guitar skills back in *his younger days*, that I'd draw him as Lil' Jimmy, in his *uniform* of today ..... flip flops, aqua shorts and standard yellow t-shirt. I guess I forgot to draw matching aqua wrist sweatbands.
fabduo wrote: He actually kept his flip flops on when performing back then????
Yeah, welll .... ummm, that would actually be my (very) bad ripoff drawing of Lil' Jimmy .... in the style of the Comedy Central cartoon Lil' Bush that ran on that network in 2007/2008. I figured since I was parodying his self-admitted limited guitar skills back in *his younger days*, that I'd draw him as Lil' Jimmy, in his *uniform* of today ..... flip flops, aqua shorts and standard yellow t-shirt. I guess I forgot to draw matching aqua wrist sweatbands.
TROP BAND 2 "G HITTER" for the ICED PLAYSTATION D-BRA
FROZEN CONTRAPTION GAMING GIZMO by MEGLARITART
SOLD SEPARATELY - MUST BE 18 OR OLDER
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED
you would think for the prices Meglaritamart charges, it could come with batteries
G Hitter requires Energize-Her batteries...
"hmm hmm la la la hmmm" MOUSEY KA-POW!!! "hmm hmm la la la hmmm" -moi!
He actually kept his flip flops on when performing back then????
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