A VERY SERIOUS issue that needs to be discussed...

[tikitatas]

Jack....
Jack....
Jack....


Maybe you have been in PA too long and you forget...It's all about the boobies....

Speaking of Jack, where is he?

Let's all say hello to Jack .....

HI JACK!!!

Call an air marshal, stat.

[alphabits]

In England, they have these fantastic Penguin Biscuits . . .

Are those made from real penguins?

Reconstituted, yes.

So, when you reconstitute a penguin .... do you use ice water?

[txaggirl91]

Everyone has already had a piece of Flock's a$$... Now they want Flock's cookie.....

[alphabits]

Everyone has already had a piece of Flock's a$$... Now they want Flock's cookie.....

Hopefully there's no connection between the latter and the former.

[SchoolGirlHeart]

In England, they have these fantastic Penguin Biscuits . . .

Are those made from real penguins?

Reconstituted, yes.

So, when you reconstitute a penguin .... do you use ice water?

I'd think you'd have to. If you use hot water you might get a flamingo instead...

[dnw]

[chippewa]

Don't you people know to call me when there's a hijacking going on....

[chippewa]

Google is funny....

[alphabits]

Google is funny....

Well, how about that ..... A Flock action figure.

[alphabits]

In England, they have these fantastic Penguin Biscuits . . .

Are those made from real penguins?

Reconstituted, yes.

So, when you reconstitute a penguin .... do you use ice water?

I'd think you'd have to. If you use hot water you might get a flamingo instead...

I wonder if flamingos taste like strawberry ..... or maybe pink lemonade???

[SMLCHNG]

Google is funny....

Well, how about that ..... A Flock action figure.

[tikitatas]

Don't you people know to call me when there's a hijacking going on....

Those are the ones, Chip!

[chippewa]

Google is funny....

Well, how about that ..... A Flock action figure.

Just like Flock, the deluxe model also dispenses Parrot p***

[tikitatas]

Goodnight, all . . . I will have penguin dreams.

[Coconuts]

Google is funny....

I got the Reindeer for Christmas- don't eat the jelly beans.

[C-Dawg]

Google is funny....

I got the Reindeer for Christmas- don't eat the jelly beans.

...just the jelly beans??? I'd stay away from the chocolate malted balls too

[C-Dawg]

Don't you people know to call me when there's a hijacking going on....

I wouldn't eat those, you do know how they're made don't you???

[txaggirl91]

We all should worry if the penguin starts to poop popcorn...

[alphabits]

We all should worry if the penguin starts to poop popcorn...

Popped or unpopped? Or should that be pooped popped or pooped unpopped.

[alphabits]

Disclaimer: no penguins were harmed during the hijacking of this thread.