Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels to prevent clients dying
Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them, it has emerged.
Defibillators not just for public places anymore
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Defibillators not just for public places anymore
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Re: Defibillators not just for public places anymore
In my hometown one of the college professors fell dead of a heart attack while with one of his students. I can see the necessity.
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The medical term is "coming and going", aka "just another eff-ing heart attack".
Hank Hill : Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
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I'm not so sure this is a good idea. Maybe good for the brothel owners, but for the love of God think of the customers. Some old guy saves up enough cash so that he can die with a boob in his hand and a smile on his face and then he gets jolted back to life with one of theses contraptions only to end up in a nursing home eating pablum and crapping his diapers. Oh the humanity!
I'm seeing these around some airport terminals, too. For the record, I've never had sex, paid or otherwise, in an airport terminal.
I'm seeing these around some airport terminals, too. For the record, I've never had sex, paid or otherwise, in an airport terminal.
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That's some investment! 
Those puppies run about $2000 for the ones that a fully automated and a 6 year old could operate. ![[smilie=beadygrinner.gif]](./images/smilies/beadygrinner.gif "beadygrinner")
I wonder how many times a year they use them?
Those puppies run about $2000 for the ones that a fully automated and a 6 year old could operate. I wonder how many times a year they use them?
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Was that "dying on them" or "dying in them"?
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I imagine the TSA takes a dim view of it..flyboy55 wrote:I'm not so sure this is a good idea. Maybe good for the brothel owners, but for the love of God think of the customers. Some old guy saves up enough cash so that he can die with a boob in his hand and a smile on his face and then he gets jolted back to life with one of theses contraptions only to end up in a nursing home eating pablum and crapping his diapers. Oh the humanity!
I'm seeing these around some airport terminals, too. For the record, I've never had sex, paid or otherwise, in an airport terminal.
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Congress had them put in, on the chance a Senator got frisky in the bathroom and needed reviving.flyboy55 wrote:I'm not so sure this is a good idea. Maybe good for the brothel owners, but for the love of God think of the customers. Some old guy saves up enough cash so that he can die with a boob in his hand and a smile on his face and then he gets jolted back to life with one of theses contraptions only to end up in a nursing home eating pablum and crapping his diapers. Oh the humanity!
I'm seeing these around some airport terminals, too. For the record, I've never had sex, paid or otherwise, in an airport terminal.
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DNR*** DO NOT RESUSCITATE ***DNR
To Whom It May Concern:
If I die in a brothel with a boob in each hand and a smile on my face, please do not resuscitate me - especially with a defibrillator. The prostitute in question may administer any type of massage she wishes if she feels it might ease my passing, but no mechanical aids of any kind. Thank you.
flyboy
February 20, 2010
To Whom It May Concern:
If I die in a brothel with a boob in each hand and a smile on my face, please do not resuscitate me - especially with a defibrillator. The prostitute in question may administer any type of massage she wishes if she feels it might ease my passing, but no mechanical aids of any kind. Thank you.
flyboy
February 20, 2010