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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1..At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.... See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

6.Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14.PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Hmmmmm.....

1..... Did this once on Base as a kid.......seemed the Shore Patrol didn't have much of a sense of humor.....
13.....Did this a while ago....Kai just looked at me and Said " Dad, I don't have time for this"
14....I don't even get as Far as the Check out counter....Wifey-poo just looks at me with that "ya think so.....Really???" look and makes me put them back.....

Dutch Harbor PH wrote:Hmmmmm.....

1..... Did this once on Base as a kid.......seemed the Shore Patrol didn't have much of a sense of humor.....
13.....Did this a while ago....Kai just looked at me and Said " Dad, I don't have time for this"
14....I don't even get as Far as the Check out counter....Wifey-poo just looks at me with that "ya think so.....Really???" look and makes me put them back.....

karat wrote: 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

I did this the first time I went to Vegas. People actually started clapping and hollering...until they realized it was the atm.

Dutch I knew I could count on you!!

Dutch I knew I could count on you!!

Dutch I knew I could count on you!!

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

karat wrote: 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

I did this the first time I went to Vegas. People actually started clapping and hollering...until they realized it was the atm.

LMAO Kat that is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!

I don't like my Ipod at the moment!!!

karat wrote:I don't like my Ipod at the moment!!!

How do you feel about it now?

karat wrote:I don't like my Ipod at the moment!!!

How do you feel about it now?

karat wrote:I don't like my Ipod at the moment!!!

How do you feel about it now?

1..At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.... See If They Slow Down.

I actually did this a few years ago. In front of my house, on a bicycle, with my old
Coast Guard "white hat", and a hairdryer. The speed limit is 25 but people constantly
fly by at 40+. Every damn car slowed down. My neighbors watched and cheered me on.

I'll have to try #1 sometime.
I've done #8 more than once; the reaction you get depends a lot on just how busy it is at the drive-thru.
#9 - what's an opera?

-"BB"-

pair8head wrote:

karat wrote:I don't like my Ipod at the moment!!!

How do you feel about it now?

Smart A$$

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:

karat wrote: 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

I did this the first time I went to Vegas. People actually started clapping and hollering...until they realized it was the atm.

(although seriously the ATM's in Vegas sometimes look like slot machines )