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Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 8:43 am
by z-man
where else would a woman get arrested for shaving below the waist.... while driving!

http://keysnews.com/node/21349

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 8:58 am
by dnw
:o :o :o

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 9:02 am
by C-Dawg
this story has too many parts to it that are just hard to believe.....

1. She's trimmming the bushes while she is driving...
2. She is in the car with her ex-husband driving to see her boyfriend
3. Her ex-husband is in the passenger seat holding the steering wheel while she runs the razor
4. She runs into someone after losing her license the day before, and she is driving an unregistered car

If I saw this as part of a movie plot, I wouldn't believe it...but then again, personal hygiene is important :roll:

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 9:03 am
by NEO
:o

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 9:06 am
by PartofthePhlock
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 10:07 am
by Carolinadreamin'
Could have been worse.......a bikini wax at high speeds could really do some damage...... :o 8) :lol:

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 10:28 am
by alphabits
Somehow, having a monkey riding in your back seat doesn't seem so strange now. :lol:

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 10:38 am
by BFinnsUp
Wow, that is all there is to say.

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 10:46 am
by alphabits
Was it an electric razor?
Would that qualify as "driving while buzzed"?

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 10:49 am
by JollyMon66
alphabits wrote:Was it an electric razor?
Would that qualify as "driving while buzzed"?

I can't beat that one.....LOL :lol:

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 8, 2010 12:30 pm
by Tarheel Tail-Gator
JollyMon66 wrote:
alphabits wrote:Was it an electric razor?
Would that qualify as "driving while buzzed"?

I can't beat that one.....LOL :lol:
Well, it could result in a nasty case of "road rash" :pirate:

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 9, 2010 6:44 am
by Westway001
This story is quickly making its way around the world...its already on the UK MSN site!

How I miss the Keys!

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 9, 2010 6:54 am
by flipflopgirl
:o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 9, 2010 7:23 am
by SuperTrooper
Obviously her ex will do ANYTHING to get out from under those alimony payments!

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 9, 2010 9:25 am
by big john
If when you drive

you need a trim

just leave the steering

up to him.

BURMA SHAVE!

:pirate:

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 9, 2010 10:27 am
by JollyMon66
Jay Leno reported last night but he left out the best details!

This obviously is a story and family for Jerry Springer!

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 9, 2010 11:28 am
by Thewino
The preceding article was provided for your reading enjoyment by the Key West pubic relations department. Have a nice day.

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 10, 2010 12:42 am
by rich_big
It makes me trimming my nose hairs with the Swiss Army Knife scissors while at a red light seem just fine. I do catch people staring at me when I trim behind the wheel, but at least it’s on my face.…

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 10, 2010 1:17 am
by flipflopgirl
alphabits wrote:Somehow, having a monkey riding in your back seat doesn't seem so strange now. :lol:

haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Only in the Keys!

Posted: March 10, 2010 3:06 am
by sunseeker
Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote:
alphabits wrote:Was it an electric razor?
Would that qualify as "driving while buzzed"?

I can't beat that one.....LOL :lol:
Well, it could result in a nasty case of "road rash" :pirate:
LOL...ohh my...