Favorite Movie Quotes

[aeroparrot]

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!

[JollyMon66]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Oh I forgot that one, that's classic

Dirty Harry (released in 1971) is a classic. Here's your Saturday morning Dirty Harry trivia questions -

1. Can you name the 4 sequel movies?
2. Can you name the actors considered for the Harry Callahan part?
3 Apparently 2 actors turned the role down prior to Eastwood - who were they?

[pair8head]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Oh I forgot that one, that's classic

Dirty Harry (released in 1971) is a classic. Here's your Saturday morning Dirty Harry trivia questions -

1. Can you name the 4 sequel movies?
2. Can you name the actors considered for the Harry Callahan part?
3 Apparently 2 actors turned the role down prior to Eastwood - who were they?

3 Can't name both but Sinatra was one of them.

[JollyMon66]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Oh I forgot that one, that's classic

Dirty Harry (released in 1971) is a classic. Here's your Saturday morning Dirty Harry trivia questions -

1. Can you name the 4 sequel movies?
2. Can you name the actors considered for the Harry Callahan part?
3 Apparently 2 actors turned the role down prior to Eastwood - who were they?

3 Can't name both but Sinatra was one of them.

BING BING - Sinatra was considered at first but backed away. There are three other movie giants who were considered and two other equally big actors offered the role but declined....and they are ......

[JollyMon66]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Oh I forgot that one, that's classic

Dirty Harry (released in 1971) is a classic. Here's your Saturday morning Dirty Harry trivia questions -

1. Can you name the 4 sequel movies?
2. Can you name the actors considered for the Harry Callahan part?
3 Apparently 2 actors turned the role down prior to Eastwood - who were they?

3 Can't name both but Sinatra was one of them.

BING BING - Sinatra was considered at first but backed away. There are three other movie giants who were considered and two other equally big actors offered the role but declined....and they are ......

I'm heading to a beer cask party at a new English Pub in town so I'll give you all the answers.....

First - the sequels were Magnum Force (1973), The Enforcer (1976), Sudden Impact (1983), and The Dead Pool (1988).

Robert Mitchum, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster, and Frank Sinatra were in the running for the role. The producers originally wanted Steve McQueen or Paul Newman.

[JollyMon66]

Just watched The Blues Brothers last night...........man do I miss John Belushi.

“One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic soiled. One black suit jacket, one pair black suit pants. One hat black. One pair of sunglasses. $23.07. Sign here”

“It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas”
“This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect city police auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving 'em away. Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a *police* car!”

“You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young boys whom I taught to believe in the Ten Commandments have come back to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes. Get out... And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves...”

“Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way”

“I hate Illinois Nazis”

“Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding”

“Are you the police? No, ma'am. We're musicians”

“Ma'am, would it make you feel any better if we told you that what we're asking Matthew to do is a holy thing? You see, we're on a mission from God.”

[CindaBee]

"What good is it having a dwarf if they can't do your work for you."
Henry Fonda in On Golden Pond

[C-Dawg]

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? "

[JollyMon66]

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? "

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

[C-Dawg]

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? "

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

[JollyMon66]

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? "

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

TOO FUNNY

[SMLCHNG]

From "Top Gun"

Merlin: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!
Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin.
Merlin: You're gonna do what?

[SchoolGirlHeart]

If you build it, they will come. Field of Dreams

Judge Randolph: *Consider yourself in Contempt!*
Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?*
Judge Randolph: You *don’t* have to answer that question!
Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.
Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
Col. Jessep: *You can’t handle the truth!*
[pauses]
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
Col. Jessep: I did the job I...
Kaffee: *Did you order the Code Red?*
Col. Jessep: *You’re G*ddambed right I did!*

[UAHparrothead]

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? "

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

TOO FUNNY

Striped controller: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.
Johnny: [jumps to an overweight controller] And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

[JollyMon66]

Hey all today is Monday .... have a most EXCELLENT day


It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

Hi, Bill. Want a ride?
Sure, Missy.
I mean, mom.
Your stepmom's cute.
Shut up, Ted.
Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Shut up, Ted!

Seven minutes ago... we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by our new friends, Bill... and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!


It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...MR. GENGHIS KHAN!
This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

[Carolinadreamin']

From My Cousin Vinny-
Mona Lisa Vito: "Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A f**kin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a f**k what kind of pants the son-of-a-b**ch who shot you was wearing?"

[JollyMon66]

From My Cousin Vinny-
Mona Lisa Vito: "Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A f**kin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a f**k what kind of pants the son-of-a-b**ch who shot you was wearing?"

I LOVE that movie!

[~Hippolyte~]

poignant, I think....Death by Stereo!!


Why you doin' this, Doc?
Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
...I don't.

[captenuta]

"I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and myself and I hope we passed the audition"
John Lennon "Let It Be"

[Bonzo]

From Planet of the Apes .....
Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] "Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death."