Favorite Movie Quotes

[johnson2113]

Ray Peterson: Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs, Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP? WELL, THAT'S US. IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US. WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES. WE'RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART. WE'RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT'S NOT THEM. It's us.

Mark Rumsfield: In Southeast Asia we'd call this kind of thing bad karma.

Mark Rumsfield: Smells like their cooking a god damned cat over there.

Vic, Garbageman #1: I hate cul-de-sacs. There's only one way out, and the people are kind of weird.

I need to go through and make a list of the my favorite quotes, but The 'burbs is one of the best. My sister lives in a cul de sac and with the exception of anyone chopping up bodies and throwing them in a furnace it's a lot like the movie.

[VanillaGrl]

Duke: What you lookin' at old man?
Walt Kowalski: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f**** with? That's me.

Love that one from Gran Torino.

[StlBeachBum]

From the Cowboys...
"You look like the vermin-ridden son of a b**** you are!"

[Little Miss Magic's Mama]

"Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance." - Kathy Bates in "Fried Green Tomatoes"

and

"It's probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night, in eel-infested waters." - Wallace Shawn in "The Princess Bride"

and

"Back off man, I'm a scientist" - Bill Murray in Ghostbusters

[Hockey Mon]

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. -Spaceballs

These go to 11. -Spinal Tap

I...am not left-handed. -Princess Bride

[daaave33]

"Awww, come on guys, it's so simple maybe you need a refresher course. [leans arm on hot engine part, then jumps away] Heyya! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, and I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State."

[sonofabeach]

"doesn't anybody ever f*#king knock anymore"

[pojo]

"Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, and Jose; all my favorite men. You can have it any way you like it, as long as it's in a shot glass." - Coyote Ugly

[ScarletB]

From Shirley Valentine....

Costas - "Boat is boat, f*ck is f*ck"

[ParrotheadRPB]

Pres.Benson: Here's the target area.

Gerou:That's Minnesota sir.

Pres.Benson:Damn it,man. Thats the genius of my plan.Why go over there and fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while were at it.

Gerou:Sir,the enemy is over there.

Pres.Benson:Then we'll fly them over here.Their families too.We'll teach them to skate...Do I have to think of everything?


Pres.Benson:And so,we were off.Just 2 questions were going through my head; Will we make it in time?
(voice getting higher)
Pres.Benson: And why did I bring helium instead of air?


Zoolander: There was a moment last night,when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen,where I thought " wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman"