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I'd love to work in a greenhouse growing flowers and designing container gardens.

But I already do pretty much a dream job. I work in an artist co-op making jewelry.

photographing coastal sunsets around the world

I want my own "Diners Drive-In's and Dives" type show.

Running a small coffee shop/bakery......somewhere tropical....

Either a trop rock artist making some good time music, a good living and seeing some great sights
OR
I would love to own a rustic bar with a nautical vibe. Not really on the beach but more so on a creek bringing the ocean vibe to everybody. Live tropical music, an old jukebox slap full of Buffettesque music, a dock for boaters to tie up to. Pool tables, great finger food .....all the fixins. I'd come in and sit at my own table in the corner and have a good time watching everybody else have a good time. In my dream it would all run so smooth but it would probably end up more like a Norman Paperman caper.

Working at a marina somewhere coastal

Or maybe driving/staffing the Margaritaville Bus!!

Owning / Operating a small restaurant (somewhere tropical of course)
Where I only have 8 - 10 tables open from 4-9 daily..
Of course, we can assume I'm already wealthy so I really don't need the money..

To be the voices for an animated cartoon show.

Taking in unwanted/abused dogs and horses and making them into happy, confident animals again. Unfortunately, I don't think there's much way to actually make money doing this so that's the main reason I can't do that for a living.

Travel channel host - travel the world on someone else's dime

nutmeg wrote:I'd love to work in a greenhouse growing flowers and designing container gardens.

But I already do pretty much a dream job. I work in an artist co-op making jewelry.

I had never heard the term "container gardens" until this weekend when Connie and I saw some at a Lowe's.
My comment to Connie was something along the lines of "Looks like something people would spend a lot of money and time on to get rid of"
What's the appeal of something like this?

I would not want to be in a band. It is all Carny Work. I was a convention decorator and loved it! Would do it again, but it is not easy work.

My dream job is not to have one!

If I did have one it would be working with dogs and horses. Self-care shop for dogs that had a huge training facility to teach those compelete a$$ out there on how animals are to be treated and train therapy dogs. The horse would be my fun escape (always has been). In fact in the rain, going to go see my horse now..

SMLCHNG wrote:I want my own "Diners Drive-In's and Dives" type show.

OK that just triggered an old idea I had..


The show is called "On the Town ___________"

Each episode is in another city. "On the Town Seattle"

It would highlight the city and it's night life.
Everything from the City's Opera, Symphony, Theater etc
to the various other entertainment choices such as Rock and Roll culbs to
Country Music places, Comedy Clubs and everything in between.
All hosted by the lovable yours truly.

Professional Wet T-shirt Contest Judge.

SharkOnLand wrote:Professional Wet T-shirt Contest Judge.

I got to be the "Wet em down" guy at a Wet T-shirt contest many many years ago.

sigh.......
mamor uh er,

MEMORIES.

I'm not exactly sure what my dream job would be, but it would definitely involve traveling the world and having lots of free time.

pssssst .......... this was the entire *theme* of the personal profiles that everyone was encourage to create at Critterville Cove.
Everyone created their own dream job/persona that they want to have on our little Island Republic.

For those of you who haven't visited recently ... come back soon.

We have

Food/Restaurants
Salty Piece of Land: a popcorn vendor by day . . . and a beer wench by night
Penny: Critterville Cove Winery
Tarheel Tail-Gator: Grillin' chef playin' the Weber Charcoal Grill for all of the Critterville crew
Creeky: Pineapple Pizzaria
God's Own Cook Dave: Head Cook at the Tiki Bar
SkoolGrl<3: Patty Shack Burger Buffet(t)

and we have

Ph4ever: Runs a comedy club with Conolulu - C & C by the Sea
Conolulu: Flamingo Rancher and comedy club with ph4ever - C & C by the Sea
Jack Terry: Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar

and we also have

Janice: Naughty Lessons
The Wiseman: WCCR radio
Conch Shell Amphitheatre: Conch Shell Amphitheatre
Best Little Whorehouse in Critterville: Madam of the Best Little Whorehouse in Critterville
David: One of the entertainers at the local bar.... Fins After Dark
Shannon: CNWS Meteorlogist & Hurricane Hunter
Beth: An Event Planner by trade
Tiki Bar: Editor of the weekly newspaper... the Critterville Cove Tiki Times
Mottola-Buffett: Budding Romance Novelist

want more?

Retail Shops
Nutmeg: Nutmeg's Mango Dreams Jewelry Shop
Ukulady: Critterville Cove Ukulele Emporium
Lynn: owner of the Flip Flop Shoppe
Shrinky" Shrinky's Ink Shop

and even more

Island/Tourism Services
owbishop: Critterville Cove's Heroic Lifeguard .... and .... brewer of Lifeguard Lager!
Jeanie: Residential Mortgage Business
balcony girls: BG's Meat and Greet - tourist Welcome Center/Meat Market
C-Dawg: C-Dawg's "Weather is Here,Wish you Were Diving" Dive Center
Linda Lowrie: Accountant and Freelance Photographer
Albatross Flyer: Seaplanes of Critterville Cove
Breeze's Master Baiters
BEG Andretti: Andretti's Tiki Taxi Service
Bicycle Bill: semi-professional cyclist who runs Bicycle Bill's Beach Cruises

and of course

Sports/Recreation
Snowparrot: Critterville Cove Mini-Golf
Staredge: The Bike Shoppe
Critterville Cove Country Club: Golf Course & the Smokehouse BBQ

and dozens of others still searching for their true island persona, and in the meantime hanging out on barstools.

Thanks for reminding people/critters/pholks of that Surfpirate!

The minigolf is still open, but not before brunch.