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Posted: **March 22, 2010 9:00 pm**

Approximately 31,000 people will get treated this year for lacerations from this _____..

Posted: **March 22, 2010 9:17 pm**

pop-top

.... or is that only in Margaritaville?

Posted: **March 22, 2010 9:19 pm**

Paper cuts!

Slicing bagles

Posted: **March 22, 2010 10:33 pm**

steak knife

running with scissors

spork

broken glass

Posted: **March 23, 2010 12:18 am**

can opener.

Posted: **March 23, 2010 12:51 am**

razor?

Posted: **March 23, 2010 5:02 pm**

Trying to open those hermetically-sealed hard-plastic bubble packs.

-"BB"-

Posted: **March 24, 2010 1:07 am**

toilet seat.

Posted: **March 24, 2010 3:28 pm**

A Zipper

Posted: **March 25, 2010 7:32 am**

opening a new dvd, cd box or anything in that super strong plastic casing

Posted: **March 25, 2010 7:18 pm**

Cat

Dog

Racoon

Posted: **March 25, 2010 7:18 pm**

Cat

Dog

Racoon

Posted: **March 25, 2010 7:22 pm**

kitchen knife

chain saw

paper cuts

Posted: **March 25, 2010 8:13 pm**

Finger/Toe nail clippers

opened canned food top

broken glass

axe/hatchet

Posted: **March 25, 2010 8:26 pm**

This is not a tool, nor is it something generally found in the kitchen.

Posted: **March 25, 2010 8:42 pm**

SMLCHNG wrote:This is not a tool, nor is it something generally found in the kitchen.

paper towels?

grapefruit spoon?

Foil/plastic wrap box's metal edge!

this stuff is not in our kitchen

Posted: **March 25, 2010 9:53 pm**

a soda/beer can?!?!

Posted: **March 26, 2010 5:02 pm**

Cutting their hand while trying to open a twist-off bottle cap.
(or trying to twist off what they *thought* was a twist-off bottle cap)

-"BB"-

Posted: **March 26, 2010 8:44 pm**

roller skate injury.

Posted: **March 26, 2010 8:49 pm**

shovel

desk drawer! (workmens comp)

Mindbender #479