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So, with this whole Iceland volcano thing going on and screwing international air travel up so badly, how many people do you think are sitting in airports singing "I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blow."

Talk amongst yourselves.



I know there isn't much of a point to this thread. At least I didn't throw a Nautical Wheelers at Jiffy Lube Live plug in here at the last second.... or did I?

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I hope A LOT of the stranded peeps singing that...not that I hope there are a lot people stranded, but I hope that OF the peeps stranded that lots of them are cool enough to find the humor in that line.

Commented to the kids at dinner tonight about knowing where to go when the volcano blow, after hearing it on the news again. They smiled and nodded. Good parakeets.

alphabits wrote:42

What is "the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything".

I'll take *POTENT POTABLES* for a thousand Alex.

surfpirate wrote:

alphabits wrote:42

What is "the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything".

I'll take *POTENT POTABLES* for a thousand Alex.

And the one thousand dollar answer is: In 1979, the Guinness Book of World Records listed this neutral grain spirit as "the most alcoholic drink".

alphabits wrote:

surfpirate wrote:

alphabits wrote:42

What is "the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything".

I'll take *POTENT POTABLES* for a thousand Alex.

And the one thousand dollar answer is: In 1979, the Guinness Book of World Records listed this neutral grain spirit as "the most alcoholic drink".

What is "Everclear".

I'll take *Colors that end in 'urple'* for 100.

surfpirate wrote:

alphabits wrote:

surfpirate wrote:

alphabits wrote:42

What is "the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything".

I'll take *POTENT POTABLES* for a thousand Alex.

And the one thousand dollar answer is: In 1979, the Guinness Book of World Records listed this neutral grain spirit as "the most alcoholic drink".

What is "Everclear".

I'll take *Colors that end in 'urple'* for 100.

And the answer is: This hybrid color might alternatively be described as "violet belch".

also curious to hear what Jimmy says/sings when he performs the song this weekend.

*ahem*
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ejr wrote:also curious to hear what Jimmy says/sings when he performs the song this weekend.

"Eyjafjallajoekull"?

I thought the number that was the universal answer to everything was the number 4.

ph4ever wrote:I thought the number that was the universal answer to everything was the number 4.

Nope....That would be boobies.

alphabits wrote:

surfpirate wrote:

alphabits wrote:

surfpirate wrote:

alphabits wrote:42

What is "the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything".

I'll take *POTENT POTABLES* for a thousand Alex.

And the one thousand dollar answer is: In 1979, the Guinness Book of World Records listed this neutral grain spirit as "the most alcoholic drink".

What is "Everclear".

I'll take *Colors that end in 'urple'* for 100.

And the answer is: This hybrid color might alternatively be described as "violet belch".

I'll take the penis mightier for two hundred Trebek.

bravedave wrote:*ahem*
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God damnit Dave! I didn't think for a second that nobody had mentioned it in passing, but I never expected another thread about it. You get full credit for that thought. It took me like 5 days to come up with it anyway. You were on the ball!

FunkHouse9 wrote:

alphabits wrote:

surfpirate wrote:

alphabits wrote:

surfpirate wrote:

alphabits wrote:42

What is "the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything".

I'll take *POTENT POTABLES* for a thousand Alex.

And the one thousand dollar answer is: In 1979, the Guinness Book of World Records listed this neutral grain spirit as "the most alcoholic drink".

What is "Everclear".

I'll take *Colors that end in 'urple'* for 100.

And the answer is: This hybrid color might alternatively be described as "violet belch".

I'll take the penis mightier for two hundred Trebek.

I'll take The Rapists for three hundred......That's Therapists

I had this on my Facebook status several days ago: I don't know where I'm a gonna go, when the Volcano Blows!! Ground she's a movin under me, Icelandic ash above the sea...Sulphur smoke up in the sky, pretty soon no planes will fly!!

Parrothead27330 wrote:I'll take The Rapists for three hundred......That's Therapists

What is anal bum cover (or an album cover)?

It's not "Ape Tit." It's A Petit.... never mind!