Lindsay Lohan to play Linda Lovelace

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Lindsay Lohan to play Linda Lovelace

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Lindsay Lohan to play Linda Lovelace, producer says: Smart move for her?

Lindsay Lohan will portray an adult film star, according to Wali Razaqi, the producer of the film Inferno. And not just any p*** star: Linda Lovelace, the Deep Throat superstar who later became a feminist crusader against pornography. Razaqi confirmed to EW.com that “Lindsay Lohan has been cast as Linda Lovelace” in Inferno, and also told The Los Angeles Times that “We’ve all thought that Lindsay would be a great choice for a while now, and we’re all convinced that she is going to do it.”

For the rest of the story.... http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/05/05/linds ... e-inferno/



According to the movie producer this is a "smart move for her". I think it may be an easy role for her - how many lines will she need to remember?
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Well, there you go.

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Good chance to resurrect her career...let's hope she doesn't blow this chance.




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Worry about remembering lines? How can she talk with her mouth full?? [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif] [smilie=sillyjester.gif]
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blackjack wrote:Good chance to resurrect her career...let's hope she doesn't blow this chance.




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I hear you - I just hope the movie doesn't s u c k :pirate:
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Talk about a train wreck. She's pretty much screwed up everything she's touched this year.
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I would put money on her in the celebrity death pool.....she's a mess.
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This development of this story will be fun to watch.
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Will the irony ever end? :lol:
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pbans wrote:I would put money on her in the celebrity death pool.....she's a mess.
I'm holding off on the death pool. I'm waiting to see what happens with her dad trying to get a Brittney Spears type conservorship thing going. If he's able that might move her off the death pool a little. Until then I just wait for more TMZ videos of her falling down. :lol: :lol:
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ph4ever wrote:Talk about a train wreck. She's pretty much screwed up everything she's touched this year.
Than this movie should be perfect for her :wink:
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She'll just have to work a bit at getting her lines down.
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TropicalTroubador wrote:She'll just have to work a bit at getting her lines down.
SPEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What type of lines? [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
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evidently she didn't let all her skills atrophy during the drug and alcohol binges.
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ph4ever wrote:
TropicalTroubador wrote:She'll just have to work a bit at getting her lines down.
SPEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What type of lines? [smilie=battingeyes.gif]

Ah cut her a break...those line are tough...."I'm not that kind of girl"....and...."oh my"......and..."yes, yes, yes". :lol:
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Ex Disney chick as a p*rn star?

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Director: And ....... action!

LinLo: "Oh my! It's so .......... damb! Line!"

Director: (sigh) "Big"

LinLo: "No, I got that. I meant a line, you know (sniff, sniff)."

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RinglingRingling wrote:evidently she didn't let all her skills atrophy during the drug and alcohol binges.
But she was in a l e s b i a n relationship since 2007. Can't remember when she and Sam broke up but I know Lindsay was chasing Sam around earlier this year, showing up at Sam's home, throwing things through windows. :roll:
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surfpirate wrote:Director: And ....... action!

LinLo: "Oh my! It's so .......... damb! Line!"

Director: (sigh) "Big"

LinLo: "No, I got that. I meant a line, you know (sniff, sniff)."

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When I started this thread I had no idea this was going to turning into such a rip of Lindsay Lohan and the adult movie industry in general - sorry for my poor judgement [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]
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