Off to See the Wizard
Posted: May 9, 2010 5:13 am
So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest feeling very fed up because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he was brown like other toads. He'd sure be less visible to predators, for one thing.
Anyway...this yellow toad bumps into a Fairy Godmother. He begs her: "Fairy Godmother, please make me brown like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and such."
The Fairy Godmother whips out her magic wand and says "Abracapokus! You're brown!"
The toad looks down and sees that he's brown except for his, um, package, which is still yellow. He says to the Fairy Godmother: "Wait a minute! My willy's still yellow!"
The Fairy Godmother replies: "I don't do willys. You will have to see the The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
Now it so happens that there is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, the bear encounters the very same Fairy Godmother. He implores her: "Fairy Godmother, please make me brown like the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account of the hunters can spot me from a mile off."
Being a nice Fairy Godmother, she takes out her magic wand and says: "Hokuscadabra! You're brown!"
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown — with the exception of the ol' twig and berries; they remain purple. He says to the Fairy Godmother: "My willy is still purple!"
She says: "I don't do willys, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."
The bear replies: "Well that's just fine and dandy, but howinthehell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"
The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy .....
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Just follow the yellow-dicked toad!"
-"BB"-
Anyway...this yellow toad bumps into a Fairy Godmother. He begs her: "Fairy Godmother, please make me brown like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and such."
The Fairy Godmother whips out her magic wand and says "Abracapokus! You're brown!"
The toad looks down and sees that he's brown except for his, um, package, which is still yellow. He says to the Fairy Godmother: "Wait a minute! My willy's still yellow!"
The Fairy Godmother replies: "I don't do willys. You will have to see the The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
Now it so happens that there is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, the bear encounters the very same Fairy Godmother. He implores her: "Fairy Godmother, please make me brown like the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account of the hunters can spot me from a mile off."
Being a nice Fairy Godmother, she takes out her magic wand and says: "Hokuscadabra! You're brown!"
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown — with the exception of the ol' twig and berries; they remain purple. He says to the Fairy Godmother: "My willy is still purple!"
She says: "I don't do willys, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."
The bear replies: "Well that's just fine and dandy, but howinthehell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"
The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy .....
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.
.
.
.
.
Just follow the yellow-dicked toad!"
-"BB"-
