Interesting Sayings......

[RinglingRingling]

Dumber then a box of rocks.

heard this one, or "box of hammers", about equally.

[Bubbaphan]

My mom used to say "You'd complain if you were hung with a new rope."

wat?

[Bfan53again]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink
beer all day.

Now that's funny..........

And you're right, Yogi Berra had some real gems, too.........

Ummm, I didn't post the Yogi Berra stuff.

I am quite aware of that.....I was commenting on Steve's post, too. Sorry, I'll split up my replys in the future to avoid undue confusion.......

[mason]

my mother used to say...."this too, shall pass"...

"yes, we have been here before"

member of the parrothead nation

[pair8head]

Another favorite of mine....

Don't sweat the petty stuff,
and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

[smiller]

My dad has a saying that I've only heard him use. He uses this line mostly when behind slow drivers. I'll have to censor one of the words in it.

He's slower that smoke off of "poop".

I really don't know what it means or where he got it from, but it sure does make me laugh.

[parrothead3282]

My Grandmother always said "Good Lord willin' and the creek (pronounced crick) don't rise" when someone would say see you later.

My dad used a variation of the frog hair line, but his was "finer than a frog hair split three ways"

My next door neighbor would say he's known me since I was "knee high to a grasshopper"

[Dutch Harbor PH]

Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a day
Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

[frognot]

That just fits like a sock on a duck's head

There's only three things i can do for you, and all three are nothing

i don't drink any more . . . or any less

[SMLCHNG]

Grandma used to say "No monkeyshines"!!! if we were misbehaving.

Grandpa said "Hurry up and wait" to those with tickets/seats for something, but still felt the need to get there early at the front of the line.

My great Aunt used to say "Well, I'll be jiggered".

[sonofabeach]

"you can't polish a turd"

[rich_big]

"you can't polish a turd"

Sure you can. Otherwise they wouldn’t sell turd polish.

[sonofabeach]

"you can't polish a turd"

Sure you can. Otherwise they wouldn’t sell turd polish.

okay...but it's still a turd

[Bfan53again]

"you can't polish a turd"

Sure you can. Otherwise they wouldn’t sell turd polish.

okay...but it's still a turd

This conversation just begs the question: Exactly what does one do with a polished turd??????

Just curious......

[JollyMon66]

"you can't polish a turd"

Sure you can. Otherwise they wouldn’t sell turd polish.

okay...but it's still a turd

This conversation just begs the question: Exactly what does one do with a polished turd??????

Just curious......

Sell it on Ebay

[frognot]

"you can't polish a turd"

Sure you can. Otherwise they wouldn’t sell turd polish.

Just have to hold it by the clean end when you polish it.

[big john]

"We grow too soon old, and too late smart." - Amish
"A plump wife and a big barn never did a good man any harm." - Amish
"You look like you were shot at and missed, and s*** at and hit." -Dad

[sonofabeach]

To keep a man happy you must keep his stomach full and his b@lls empty

[Bfan53again]

"We grow too soon old, and too late smart." - Amish
"A plump wife and a big barn never did a good man any harm." - Amish
"You look like you were shot at and missed, and s*** at and hit." -Dad

Amish have good sayings........Dad had a great saying

[rich_big]

That went over like a fart in church.

(I don’t go to church, but I love fart jokes)

That’s as useful as asbestos pajamas.

And there was one about soup on stick