Grandpa Jean...
" Pigs get fat.. Hogs get slaughtered"
took me many years to get that one..
Interesting Sayings......
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Bfan53again
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Re: Interesting Sayings......
Trust me, farts happen in church.......and they don't go over any better there than anywhere else!rich_big wrote:That went over like a fart in church.
(I don’t go to church, but I love fart jokes)
On most days I say: "Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been...."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
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aeroparrot
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Re: Interesting Sayings......
What are you trying to do, pick hair off of an egg? (an old Indian saying)
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.
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Bfan53again
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Re: Interesting Sayings......
I'm not sure I want to know the meaning behind this one........aeroparrot wrote:What are you trying to do, pick hair off of an egg? (an old Indian saying)
On most days I say: "Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been...."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
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aeroparrot
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Re: Interesting Sayings......
Think of it, do eggs have hair?Bfan53again wrote:I'm not sure I want to know the meaning behind this one........aeroparrot wrote:What are you trying to do, pick hair off of an egg? (an old Indian saying)
It's when someone looks busy without doing anything. Or if someone is just being lazy.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.
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Bfan53again
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Re: Interesting Sayings......
Hell, Ravi, I don't have any hair.......no wonder the meaning escaped me!aeroparrot wrote:Think of it, do eggs have hair?Bfan53again wrote:I'm not sure I want to know the meaning behind this one........aeroparrot wrote:What are you trying to do, pick hair off of an egg? (an old Indian saying)
It's when someone looks busy without doing anything. Or if someone is just being lazy.
But thanks for interpreting for yours truly.......
On most days I say: "Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been...."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
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Re: Interesting Sayings......
some of them a funny and have heard them many times. My great aunt used to say these (age 70+)
About a good looking guy:
He can park his car in garage any time
I would not kick him out of bed for eating crackers
Better to feel the shame than feel the pain
(was said after she would let one rip and her daughter would yell "mother")
$hit and 4 makes eight
(Never got that one - usually said when she was saying she was right about something)
Movie line:
More nervous than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
About a good looking guy:
He can park his car in garage any time
I would not kick him out of bed for eating crackers
Better to feel the shame than feel the pain
(was said after she would let one rip and her daughter would yell "mother")
$hit and 4 makes eight
(Never got that one - usually said when she was saying she was right about something)
Movie line:
More nervous than a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
~ Karat
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Re: Interesting Sayings......
You're just picking fly s*** out of the pepper.
(arguing about something way too petty to worry about)
(arguing about something way too petty to worry about)
SAVE THE EARTH
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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Re: Interesting Sayings......
Here's one my grandpa told me when I was about 13. It took me years until I
fully comprehended it.
"A woman's ass and a whiskey glass has made a horse's ass out of many a good man."
Grandpa was SO right.
fully comprehended it.
"A woman's ass and a whiskey glass has made a horse's ass out of many a good man."
Grandpa was SO right.
Who's got the rum?
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slo-pitch
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Re: Interesting Sayings......
That girls finer than frog hair split 3 ways and filed on both ends!!!! .... NOW THATS FINE
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comemonday
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Re: Interesting Sayings......
I'd rather ask forgiveness than ask permission. (or something along those lines!)