Two Brooms

[SMLCHNG]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"


"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.





Are you ready for this?

Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.




"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!

[Karacal]

[lime rickie]

[SeattleParrotHead]

Groom broom bristled at the thought, but immediately suspected that dirty push broom in the garage . . .

[dnw]

[BahamaBreeze]

Groom broom bristled at the thought, but immediately suspected that dirty push broom in the garage . . .

Or she upgrade to the Shop Vac who had more suction!

[springparrot]

[SeattleParrotHead]

Groom broom bristled at the thought, but immediately suspected that dirty push broom in the garage . . .

Or she upgrade to the Shop Vac who had more suction!

and that great crevice attachment. . . . .

[jayparrot46]