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Damb. I was about to tweet what I thought would be a really clever word play to describe my, ummm, legion of female fans. :roll:

I figured I'd proudly refer to them as "the surfpirettes". Clever, no?

Then I googled the term and found this .....


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Apparently this is a movie that's been (off and on) in the works for quite some time now.
Here's a pretty cool looking trailer for the film:

http://www.markusrothkranz.com/pirettes ... ideo2.html

Now THIS is a pirate movie I could get excited about. 8)

p.s. I still plan on calling my female followers "the surfpirettes".
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who is
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No idea. Apparently the *trailer* is not really a trailer but rather a *concept film* put together to promote the idea of this as a feature film.

The actors used in the promo are not necessarily those that would be used should this ever become an actual feature film.
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surfpirate wrote:No idea. Apparently the *trailer* is not really a trailer but rather a *concept film* put together to promote the idea of this as a feature film.

The actors used in the promo are not necessarily those that would be used should this ever become an actual feature film.
no info about her but she is a beauty!
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Looks like it would be a big hit to me.
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springparrot wrote:
surfpirate wrote:No idea. Apparently the *trailer* is not really a trailer but rather a *concept film* put together to promote the idea of this as a feature film.

The actors used in the promo are not necessarily those that would be used should this ever become an actual feature film.
no info about her but she is a beauty!
She is definitely SURFPIRATE APPROVED. No doubt.

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surfpirate wrote:
springparrot wrote:
surfpirate wrote:No idea. Apparently the *trailer* is not really a trailer but rather a *concept film* put together to promote the idea of this as a feature film.

The actors used in the promo are not necessarily those that would be used should this ever become an actual feature film.
no info about her but she is a beauty!
She is definitely SURFPIRATE APPROVED. No doubt.

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whoa
Don and SP have both approved this movie
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I dunno. They already tried a pirate movie — "Cutthroat Island" — with a female lead — Geena Davis — and it ended up bankrupting the production company.
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Bicycle Bill wrote:I dunno. They already tried a pirate movie — "Cutthroat Island" — with a female lead — Geena Davis — and it ended up bankrupting the production company.
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Yeah but that was a female lead, not entire crew, and the plotline was too screwed up...
(Of course it was a question of timing, I bet if Cutthroat Island was released around POTC it would probably have done a much better job in the theaters.)
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I still have not seen this one
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Think there's room in this casting call for a piratical-mother-old broad type?
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sonofabeach wrote:I still have not seen this one
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Did you catch the phallic symbolism of the canons thrusting through the portholes to fire upon yon ladies' pirette ship? 8)

No? Rewatch the video ..... http://www.markusrothkranz.com/pirettes ... ideo2.html
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sonofabeach wrote:I still have not seen this one
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from the film's website (piratesxxx.com):
"PIRATES" is a co-production between Digital Playground and Adam & Eve. Directed by DP’s multi-award winning director, Joone, “PIRATES” stars Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine, Teagan Presley, Devon, Austyn Moore and Jenaveve Jolie. The most comprehensive and ambitious adult production to date, “PIRATES” is a monumental step towards the eminent merging of the entertainment industries. The entire production was shot and mastered on High Definition and combines over 300 special effects shots. With a professional script, an original music score and true 5.1 surround mix offering all of the production values of any Hollywood box office film while still encompassing the erotic feelings and sexual mores of an adult film. With 10 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema, awe-inspiring Incan magic and grandiose sea battles, "PIRATES" is an action packed, electrifying and swashbuckling sex-tale. Presented on a triple disc set, "PIRATES" sets a new standard in adult production. Digital Playground President, Samantha Lewis raves, “My partner Joone’s vision knows no limits. Each production must surpass the last and it does. It is with honor and privilege that we present “PIRATES” to our customers, clients, associates and friends.".....(emphasis/italics mine — "BB")
Doesn't exactly sound like POTC, does it? OTOH, I imagine sonofabeach will now be moving this film higher up on his Netflix queue..... [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif] 8)
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Can you even order these kinds of movies on Netflix? :o :o :o
(It's pretty obvious that this was intended to be a "knockoff" on POTC :lol: )
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Bicycle Bill wrote:
sonofabeach wrote:I still have not seen this one
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from the film's website (piratesxxx.com):
"PIRATES" is a co-production between Digital Playground and Adam & Eve. Directed by DP’s multi-award winning director, Joone, “PIRATES” stars Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine, Teagan Presley, Devon, Austyn Moore and Jenaveve Jolie. The most comprehensive and ambitious adult production to date, “PIRATES” is a monumental step towards the eminent merging of the entertainment industries. The entire production was shot and mastered on High Definition and combines over 300 special effects shots. With a professional script, an original music score and true 5.1 surround mix offering all of the production values of any Hollywood box office film while still encompassing the erotic feelings and sexual mores of an adult film. With 10 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema, awe-inspiring Incan magic and grandiose sea battles, "PIRATES" is an action packed, electrifying and swashbuckling sex-tale. Presented on a triple disc set, "PIRATES" sets a new standard in adult production. Digital Playground President, Samantha Lewis raves, “My partner Joone’s vision knows no limits. Each production must surpass the last and it does. It is with honor and privilege that we present “PIRATES” to our customers, clients, associates and friends.".....(emphasis/italics mine — "BB")
Doesn't exactly sound like POTC, does it? OTOH, I imagine sonofabeach will now be moving this film higher up on his Netflix queue..... [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif] 8)
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