
Your favorite midget show?
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Your favorite midget show?
What's up with all the little people and the knockoffs all of the sudden? I do think the Little Chocolatiers, Katie is hot. Unfortunately she seems to be happy with her doofus husband.


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Re: Your favorite midget show?
I rear-ended a car this morning. I knew it was going to be a really bad day.
The driver got out of the other car and I looked down and realized he was a dwarf!
He looked up at me and said “I’M NOT HAPPY!”
So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”
And that’s how the fight started.
The driver got out of the other car and I looked down and realized he was a dwarf!
He looked up at me and said “I’M NOT HAPPY!”
So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”
And that’s how the fight started.
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Re: Your favorite midget show?
bravedave wrote:I rear-ended a car this morning. I knew it was going to be a really bad day.
The driver got out of the other car and I looked down and realized he was a dwarf!
He looked up at me and said “I’M NOT HAPPY!”
So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”
And that’s how the fight started.





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Re: Your favorite midget show?
wGBs!!!!!!!Gulfbreeze wrote:bravedave wrote:I rear-ended a car this morning. I knew it was going to be a really bad day.
The driver got out of the other car and I looked down and realized he was a dwarf!
He looked up at me and said “I’M NOT HAPPY!”
So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”
And that’s how the fight started.

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Re: Your favorite midget show?
"Dwarf" or "little person" is proper and acceptable.Parrothead27330 wrote:I don't think they like being called "Midgets" do they?

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Re: Your favorite midget show?
And people wonder why I don't have a television
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Re: Your favorite midget show?
We have one, and have never seen any of the shows.LIPH wrote:And people wonder why I don't have a television

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Re: Your favorite midget show?
Those are really all shows? I had no clue, I thought this was a joke. If I was a little person, I'd be really p*** at my brethren.

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Re: Your favorite midget show?
Keyboard clean up on isle 3!!!!!bravedave wrote:I rear-ended a car this morning. I knew it was going to be a really bad day.
The driver got out of the other car and I looked down and realized he was a dwarf!
He looked up at me and said “I’M NOT HAPPY!”
So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”
And that’s how the fight started.
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Re: Your favorite midget show?
Hows come Kenny Cheesney isn't on the poll? 


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Re: Your favorite midget show?
..boy, there's a discussion that ya don't have very often, huh?

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Re: Your favorite midget show?
I know, I know...SMLCHNG wrote:We have one, and have never seen any of the shows.LIPH wrote:And people wonder why I don't have a television
it would be all midget, all day, every day... so damn hard to look away
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Re: Your favorite midget show?
anything involving Bridget The Midget
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Re: Your favorite midget show?
We have friends here at BuffettNews that perhaps could address that question, i.e. are they offended by this thread title?Parrothead27330 wrote:I don't think they like being called "Midgets" do they?
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Re: Your favorite midget show?
"Dwarf" and "Midget" are two different things entirely.Salukulady wrote:"Dwarf" or "little person" is proper and acceptable.Parrothead27330 wrote:I don't think they like being called "Midgets" do they?
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Re: Your favorite midget show?
I don't watch them so the obvious answer was BOOBIES 
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Re: Your favorite midget show?
"Friends" here? I'd like to think that I'm the only Godfather of Buffettnews...hahaha...surfpirate wrote:We have friends here at BuffettNews that perhaps could address that question, i.e. are they offended by this thread title?Parrothead27330 wrote:I don't think they like being called "Midgets" do they?
Well I guess I'll address the question. My name is Fu Corleone....ioni. "I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnozz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine. But that was at a party years ago, I smoked da tibet and a had a quakalude, and suddenly I'm in fish nets and singing show tunes. These things happen but it has nothing to do with what I'm here with you fine people today."
Anyways back to the subject most of you know me here personally some haven't met me yet....(Penny,KK) which needs to be addressed. So if you have met me and know me you would already know the answer to the question. I'm not offended at all at the thread of the title or the content of the title. I was actually thinking the same thing. What the heck is up with all these shows? Where was I when they decided to make these shows? How come I wasn't called? That's disrespect!! Not coming to me the Godfather of Buffettnews or the Rumfather of Tailgating? I mean my whole life can be a TV show and it would have great ratings....I need to make a boat load of money so I have something that pays for the concerts I go and want to go to. Geeze...LOL
I can see that the only show that "they" might be offended by is the Half Pint Brawlers because of how they are being depicted. The other ones actually are in a positive light because it shows to the average sized world that we are just as normal as you guys and do the same things and have the same problems as everyone else. Just for future reference some are offended being called a midget, they rather be called a little person or dwarf I believe. Me I could care less...I've been called worse by ex-girlfriends...
If anyone has any questions you can ask away...
P.S. Bravedave I was crackin up on that one!!
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Re: Your favorite midget show?
Fu - Looking forward to meeting you in Camden. I guess it goes without saying that you can be 4' or 6' and someone will always find a way to disrespect you. I'd watch your show! 
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Re: Your favorite midget show?
The Godfather has spoken!!!!!!!!Fu Corleone wrote:"Friends" here? I'd like to think that I'm the only Godfather of Buffettnews...hahaha...surfpirate wrote:We have friends here at BuffettNews that perhaps could address that question, i.e. are they offended by this thread title?Parrothead27330 wrote:I don't think they like being called "Midgets" do they?
Well I guess I'll address the question. My name is Fu Corleone....ioni. "I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnozz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine. But that was at a party years ago, I smoked da tibet and a had a quakalude, and suddenly I'm in fish nets and singing show tunes. These things happen but it has nothing to do with what I'm here with you fine people today."![]()
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Anyways back to the subject most of you know me here personally some haven't met me yet....(Penny,KK) which needs to be addressed. So if you have met me and know me you would already know the answer to the question. I'm not offended at all at the thread of the title or the content of the title. I was actually thinking the same thing. What the heck is up with all these shows? Where was I when they decided to make these shows? How come I wasn't called? That's disrespect!! Not coming to me the Godfather of Buffettnews or the Rumfather of Tailgating? I mean my whole life can be a TV show and it would have great ratings....I need to make a boat load of money so I have something that pays for the concerts I go and want to go to. Geeze...LOL
I can see that the only show that "they" might be offended by is the Half Pint Brawlers because of how they are being depicted. The other ones actually are in a positive light because it shows to the average sized world that we are just as normal as you guys and do the same things and have the same problems as everyone else. Just for future reference some are offended being called a midget, they rather be called a little person or dwarf I believe. Me I could care less...I've been called worse by ex-girlfriends...![]()
To be honest I'd rather you just call me Fu. I hope this clears anything up and by the way I voted for the Half Pint Brawlers. Those guys are bad ass! Even though I think I could kick their a**es! LOLLOL!!!
If anyone has any questions you can ask away...
P.S. Bravedave I was crackin up on that one!!
