BN Critters - August 20th, 2010

[surfpirate]

FRIDAY, 20 AUGUST 2010

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[docandjeanie]

East bound and round, ha ha ha

[Marnin Grita Guy]

[aeroparrot]

[C-Dawg]

OK, that was unexpected

[Dutch Harbor PH]

Haaaaaaw Haaaaw!!!! EB&R.....!!!!!

[Ragtop Girl]

[Capt.Flock]

round flightless loser ........
face it mousey you are never going to be like your brother Mickey Mouse

[backstreets77]

round flightless loser ........
face it mousey you are never going to be like your brother Mickey Mouse

Oh no he didnt. But actually I am a little round. We arent to far off on that.

[SkoolGrl<3]

Sweet Yellow Stars! Dang, that's been a while!

[Saltx3]

I this bunch of critters!

[pair8head]

East bound and round
drunk enough for pluckin'?

[Snowparrot]

East bound and round
drunk enough for pluckin'?

Good work, everyone!

Glad it was the Other Snow-Bird!

[surfpirate]

East bound and round
drunk enough for pluckin'?

Good work, everyone!

Glad it was the Other Snow-Bird!

I went back and forth on using your character, or possibly even creating a new stripper
for the "Snowman/Snowbird" .... it was a tough call. I want to include everyone in the stupidity.

But late last night the lyric "East bound and round" hit me and well .....

[Bicycle Bill]

East bound and round
drunk enough for pluckin'?

I was trying to come up with lyrics and was thinking more along the lines of
"Loaded up and Phlocking".

-"BB"-

[pair8head]

East bound and round
drunk enough for pluckin'?

I was trying to come up with lyrics and was thinking more along the lines of
"Loaded up and Phlocking".

-"BB"-

Either might work as well.
I think it may depend on the rest of the lyrics.

[surfpirate]

East bound and round
drunk enough for pluckin'?

I was trying to come up with lyrics and was thinking more along the lines of
"Loaded up and Phlocking".

-"BB"-

Either might work as well.
I think it may depend on the rest of the lyrics.

So ..... someone write them. I think I might need it.

[pair8head]

East bound and round
drunk enough for pluckin'?

I was trying to come up with lyrics and was thinking more along the lines of
"Loaded up and Phlocking".

-"BB"-

Either might work as well.
I think it may depend on the rest of the lyrics.

So ..... someone write them. I think I might need it.

Top of my head, I'm sure someone can do better.

East bound and round, drunk and ripe for pluckin’,
we're gonna do what they say shouldn’t be done.
We've got a long way to go and we don’t know how to get there.
But we don’t care, just watch ol' "Bandito" run.

Keep your eye on the rum. Son, never mind them bums
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a make a run..
The boys are thirsty in Critterville and there's Grog in Parrotsburg
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

East bound and round, drunk and ripe for pluckin’,
we're gonna do what they say shouldn’t be done.
We've got a long way to go and we don’t know how to get there.
But we don’t care, just watch ol' "Bandito" run.

East bound and round, drunk and ripe for pluckin’,
we're gonna do what they say shouldn’t be done.
We've got a long way to go and we don’t know how to get there.
But we don’t care, just watch ol' "Bandito" run.

Ol' Smokey's got them ears on and he's hot on your trail.
He aint gonna rest 'til you're in jail.
So you got to dodge 'im and you got to duck 'im,
you got to keep that diesel truckin'.
Just put that hammer down and give it hell.

East bound and round, drunk and ripe for pluckin’,
we're gonna do what they say shouldn’t be done.
We've got a long way to go and we don’t know how to get there.
But we don’t care, just watch ol' "Bandito" run..

[flipflopgirl]

Bwaaahaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao that is great SP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[C-Dawg]

Considering we're talking about ole Flocker.....shouldn't the line be...

"East bound and down, drunk and plum pluckin’"