BN Critters - August 26th, 2010

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THURSDAY, 26 AUGUST 2010

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[Marnin Grita Guy]

Flock is afraid of a woman in control.

[Dutch Harbor PH]

Use the Force, Flock...Use the Force.....

...Oh....And whatever you do.....don't step out of the airlock........

[C-Dawg]

Use the Force, Flock...Use the Force.....

...Oh....And whatever you do.....don't step out of the airlock........

We're talking about a Plum eating Penguin....it's not "Force" it's "Farts".....as in, "Use the Farts Flock, use the Farts!!"

But I'm with Marcus, if SAL tells you to go out and check the airbrakes, I wouldn't do it.

[big john]

So basically it's a "woman driver" and beer and a vehicle larger than a
sub-compact are involved. I sense disaster.

[Saltx3]

So basically it's a "woman driver" and beer and a vehicle larger than a
sub-compact are involved. I sense disaster.

Yea, but if the woman is driving and they get lost at least they will stop to ask for directions ....we can't have the Grog arriving late. (GOOD MORNING BIG JOHN -- 3 bottles of Rum Jumbie sitting in our liquor cabinet as of last night)

[big john]

So basically it's a "woman driver" and beer and a vehicle larger than a
sub-compact are involved. I sense disaster.

Yea, but if the woman is driving and they get lost at least they will stop to ask for directions ....we can't have the Grog arriving late. (GOOD MORNING BIG JOHN -- 3 bottles of Rum Jumbie sitting in our liquor cabinet as of last night)

Right, I should have said "alcohol" instead of beer. (Got caught up in the Smokie and
the Bandit thing). I've got 3 jumbies on the shelf and one in the fridge. I found it's
best served cold.

[SkoolGrl<3]

So basically it's a "woman driver" and beer and a vehicle larger than a
sub-compact are involved. I sense disaster.

Yea, but if the woman is driving and they get lost at least they will stop to ask for directions ....we can't have the Grog arriving late. (GOOD MORNING BIG JOHN -- 3 bottles of Rum Jumbie sitting in our liquor cabinet as of last night)

So are these time waddles like parsecs or whatever? Really, that gets me thinking of percosets.....

[Sanjuro's tequila]

My problem is, now every time I hear "Eastbound and Down" I think of Danny McBride...

[backstreets77]

Well at least this didnt turn into a spinoff of BJ and the Bear.

[TongaTam]

So basically it's a "woman driver" and beer and a vehicle larger than a
sub-compact are involved. I sense disaster.

hey now!!!! My dad was a truck driver and taught me to drive like the best of them! (dragster style but still very good!!!) Not all women are .. well.. a disaster waiting to happen! Just ask Randy! He let me drive his $50k dumptruck to Camden, NJ!!!!!

grumble grumble...

[big john]

Well at least this didnt turn into a spinoff of BJ and the Bear.

The TV series or the gay porno film?

[big john]

So basically it's a "woman driver" and beer and a vehicle larger than a
sub-compact are involved. I sense disaster.

hey now!!!! My dad was a truck driver and taught me to drive like the best of them! (dragster style but still very good!!!) Not all women are .. well.. a disaster waiting to happen! Just ask Randy! He let me drive his $50k dumptruck to Camden, NJ!!!!!

grumble grumble...

Ohhh, I'm just stirring the pot a little. Hee, hee!

[Bicycle Bill]

Let's review — we've got Flock driving the truck; we've mixed in references to no less than four different movies from the '70s already ......

OK, SP. Draw up a couple more of Flock's nieces/nephews (first seen back in April 2009); you're already up to four, as shown in the strip from a few weeks ago

and have them turn up as stowaways in the sleeper cab. You can then drag Kenny Rogers, kicking and screaming, into the strip and toss in a couple of gratuitous references to the film "Six-Pack".

Or you can play it straight (???) and stick with the Smokey & the Bandit storyline. Should you do that, I'll be holding my breath to see who (or what) ends up with the Sheriff Buford T. Justice role in this thing.....

Then again, you've already got L.A. standing by in the wings, as well as long-time stripper H.O.G. Either one of them could maybe show up as "Boss" H.O.G. from the Dukes of Hazzard, and Presto! There's *another* pop-culture lode for you to mine.

-"BB"-

[TongaTam]

So basically it's a "woman driver" and beer and a vehicle larger than a
sub-compact are involved. I sense disaster.

hey now!!!! My dad was a truck driver and taught me to drive like the best of them! (dragster style but still very good!!!) Not all women are .. well.. a disaster waiting to happen! Just ask Randy! He let me drive his $50k dumptruck to Camden, NJ!!!!!

grumble grumble...

Ohhh, I'm just stirring the pot a little. Hee, hee!

why yes you are sir!!! hehe... punishments will be handed out at a later date!

[backstreets77]

Well at least this didnt turn into a spinoff of BJ and the Bear.

The TV series or the gay porno film?

Depends on who you ask. Im sticking with the TV series. Theres nothing more popular that a tv show about a truck driver and his monkey.
Right turn Clyde.

[TongaTam]

Let's review — we've got Flock driving the truck; we've mixed in references to no less than four different movies from the '70s already ......

OK, SP. Draw up a couple more of Flock's nieces/nephews (first seen back in April 2009); you're already up to four, as shown in the strip from a few weeks ago

and have them turn up as stowaways in the sleeper cab. You can then drag Kenny Rogers, kicking and screaming, into the strip and toss in a couple of gratuitous references to the film "Six-Pack".

Or you can play it straight (???) and stick with the Smokey & the Bandit storyline. Should you do that, I'll be holding my breath to see who (or what) ends up with the Sheriff Buford T. Justice role in this thing.....

Then again, you've already got L.A. standing by in the wings, as well as long-time stripper H.O.G. Either one of them could maybe show up as "Boss" H.O.G. from the Dukes of Hazzard, and Presto! There's *another* pop-culture lode for you to mine.

-"BB"-

ohhh!!! love the Dukes!

[Snowparrot]

Good one this morning, SP!

I especially like the Millennium Penguin bit!

[surfpirate]

Let's review — we've got Flock driving the truck; we've mixed in references to no less than four different movies from the '70s already ......

OK, SP. Draw up a couple more of Flock's nieces/nephews (first seen back in April 2009); you're already up to four, as shown in the strip from a few weeks ago

and have them turn up as stowaways in the sleeper cab. You can then drag Kenny Rogers, kicking and screaming, into the strip and toss in a couple of gratuitous references to the film "Six-Pack".

Or you can play it straight (???) and stick with the Smokey & the Bandit storyline. Should you do that, I'll be holding my breath to see who (or what) ends up with the Sheriff Buford T. Justice role in this thing.....

Then again, you've already got L.A. standing by in the wings, as well as long-time stripper H.O.G. Either one of them could maybe show up as "Boss" H.O.G. from the Dukes of Hazzard, and Presto! There's *another* pop-culture lode for you to mine.

-"BB"-

You sir, are first on my recruitment list should I ever find a need to establish a WikiCritterpedia website.

I don't remember half the stuff you do and I wrote it.

[dnw]