What price Beauty?

[Bicycle Bill]

A husband and wife are shopping in the local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a 12-pack of Budweiser and puts it into the cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only 10 bucks for a 12-pack", he replies.
"Put it back, we can't afford that!" demands the wife. He does, and they continue shopping.

A few aisles further on, the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful", replies the wife.
Her husband says: "So would the 12-pack of Bud, and it's only a third the price."

-"BB"-

[SMLCHNG]

[SeattleParrotHead]

"and then the fight started . . . ."

[Bicycle Bill]

"and then the fight started . . . ."

I was thinking more along the lines of a PA announcement — *skxx* - "Clean-up at Cosmetics....." - *skxx*.
Although "Security to Cosmetics....." would work just as well.

-"BB"-

[lime rickie]

A husband and wife are shopping in the local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a 12-pack of Budweiser and puts it into the cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only 10 bucks for a 12-pack", he replies.
"Put it back, we can't afford that!" demands the wife. He does, and they continue shopping.

A few aisles further on, the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful", replies the wife.
Her husband says: "So would the 12-pack of Bud, and it's only a third the price."

-"BB"-

[jayparrot46]

[CaptainP]