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that is all I ask... just me and the person who coined the
phrase.. "Easy to Assemble"

Oh Yay!!! Santa's gonna have a new reality show. Each week he gets to beat someone stupid. Next week is the " One Size Fits All " person!!!

Wait - did you read directions?

We don't need no stinkin' directions

ph4ever wrote:Oh Yay!!! Santa's gonna have a new reality show. Each week he gets to beat someone stupid. Next week is the " One Size Fits All " person!!!

Now it's, "One size fits most..." Who's most?

Tequila Revenge wrote:

ph4ever wrote:Oh Yay!!! Santa's gonna have a new reality show. Each week he gets to beat someone stupid. Next week is the " One Size Fits All " person!!!

Now it's, "One size fits most..." Who's most?

ph4ever wrote:Wait - did you read directions?

yep.. it was the whole tiny screws in tinier holes

LIPH wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:

ph4ever wrote:Oh Yay!!! Santa's gonna have a new reality show. Each week he gets to beat someone stupid. Next week is the " One Size Fits All " person!!!

Now it's, "One size fits most..." Who's most?

Now that's funny! I don't care who you are...... as long as you're over 45..... that's funny

LIPH wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:

ph4ever wrote:Oh Yay!!! Santa's gonna have a new reality show. Each week he gets to beat someone stupid. Next week is the " One Size Fits All " person!!!

Now it's, "One size fits most..." Who's most?

Okay, I definitely needed that giggle before heading off to bed. Thanks, Larry.

Too bad you live so far away from us....I LOVE to put things together. I've done 4 big bookshelves, 5 tv entertainment centers, this desk I'm sitting at, a heavy kitchen island, etc. It is so fun, I don't know why. Must be in my genes or something, I have carpenters and builders in my family tree. I like to follow instructions carefully and put all parts in order first. The hubby wants it done as fast as possible and cuts corners, pays hardly any attention to the instructions. Guess what happens ? yep. I get to deconstruct and then re-construct. Do NOT tell him I said this.

Tequila Revenge wrote:

LIPH wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:

ph4ever wrote:Oh Yay!!! Santa's gonna have a new reality show. Each week he gets to beat someone stupid. Next week is the " One Size Fits All " person!!!

Now it's, "One size fits most..." Who's most?

Now that's funny! I don't care who you are...... as long as you're over 45..... that's funny

Yea??? I don't get it.

citcat wrote:Too bad you live so far away from us....I LOVE to put things together. I've done 4 big bookshelves, 5 tv entertainment centers, this desk I'm sitting at, a heavy kitchen island, etc. It is so fun, I don't know why. Must be in my genes or something, I have carpenters and builders in my family tree. I like to follow instructions carefully and put all parts in order first. The hubby wants it done as fast as possible and cuts corners, pays hardly any attention to the instructions. Guess what happens ? yep. I get to deconstruct and then re-construct. Do NOT tell him I said this.

Me too!
I LOVE assembling things

smiller wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:

LIPH wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:

ph4ever wrote:Oh Yay!!! Santa's gonna have a new reality show. Each week he gets to beat someone stupid. Next week is the " One Size Fits All " person!!!

Now it's, "One size fits most..." Who's most?

Now that's funny! I don't care who you are...... as long as you're over 45..... that's funny

Yea??? I don't get it.

Are you over 45?

Nope.

smiller wrote:Nope.

google TV Shows AND Happy Days. or watch "Nick at Night". All shall be revealed.

Ol'_'96'er wrote:

smiller wrote:Nope.

google TV Shows AND Happy Days. or watch "Nick at Night". All shall be revealed.

Or google "Donnie Most". that was hilarious!!!!!!

Great! I just had a vision in my head of Ralph Malph getting violated with a pool cue. Thanks!

Did the vision last 10 minutes?

Dude!!! Kinky!!!!