BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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WEDNESDAY, 5 JANUARY 2011
"Dambit Moneypenny! ....."
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Man in white sports coat #1 ..... big john
Man in white sports coat #2 ..... Phritz 01
Man in two tone "Ricky Ricardo jacket" ..... pair8head
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Oh! And the role of Miss Moneypenny obviously goes to ..... SMLCHG

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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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other possible cast members???...

Cowboy in the Jungle
Over 40 victim of fate
Russian with Plutonium
Girl by the pool table
Barefoot Children in the Rain
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Tully Mars
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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[smilie=battingeyes.gif] x3
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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I'll be the Gentleman of Leisure!
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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:lol: [smilie=graytard.gif] (looking for a going-crazy smilie!)
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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I just wanna be the girl of a thousand faces....seeing as how I come from a long line of basket cases....Well, a short one that I know of anyway... :lol: 8) [smilie=battingeyes.gif] :wink:
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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Once in a lifetime opportunity peeps.
The BN Critters movie theater trailer will debut a midnight EST tonight.
That's TONIGHT (12:01am EST, 1/6/11).

Requests for crew jobs and/or *extras* roles for the final movie will be taken through the month of January.

The surfpirate casting couch is open.
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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I don't care if you shave your beard and wear sexy lingerie....I'm not getting on the casting couch with you Bob!!!
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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C-Dawg wrote:I don't care if you shave your beard and wear sexy lingerie....I'm not getting on the casting couch with you Bob!!!
not again.


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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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C-Dawg wrote:I don't care if you shave your beard and wear sexy lingerie....I'm not getting on the casting couch with you Bob!!!
Chris,

"Sunrise", "Elisenda", "Tanya" and "Susan",
my (extremely attractive) intern staff will be disappointed to hear
that you will not be interviewing for any cast *extras* roles or crew positions.
They are handling all interviews from the male applicants.


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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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surfpirate wrote:Once in a lifetime opportunity peeps.
The BN Critters movie theater trailer will debut a midnight EST tonight.
That's TONIGHT (12:01am EST, 1/6/11).

Requests for crew jobs and/or *extras* roles for the final movie will be taken through the month of January.

The surfpirate casting couch is open.
Unphortunately, that's a "bit" past my bedtime. I'm old and need my rest.
However, I think I would make a danged good "scepter waver/knuckle cracker with a ruler" on the production crew in case anyone gets out of line. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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phjrsaunt wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Once in a lifetime opportunity peeps.
The BN Critters movie theater trailer will debut a midnight EST tonight.
That's TONIGHT (12:01am EST, 1/6/11).

Requests for crew jobs and/or *extras* roles for the final movie will be taken through the month of January.

The surfpirate casting couch is open.
Unphortunately, that's a "bit" past my bedtime. I'm old and need my rest.
However, I think I would make a danged good "scepter waver/knuckle cracker with a ruler" on the production crew in case anyone gets out of line. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
"Scepter Waver" .... check.

Auntie .... the movie trailer will be there for you in the a.m. tomorrow whenever you get around to viewing it.
Now I'll be counting on you (and you, and you, and YOU over there too, hiding behind the potted plant)
to take this movie trailer and post it on you personal pages, Facebook pages and wherever else you can.

I want the movie credits roll to have a hundred plus credits or more when it's completed at the end of the month.
8)
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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Tropic_Al wrote:
C-Dawg wrote:I don't care if you shave your beard and wear sexy lingerie....I'm not getting on the casting couch with you Bob!!!
not again.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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surfpirate wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Once in a lifetime opportunity peeps.
The BN Critters movie theater trailer will debut a midnight EST tonight.
That's TONIGHT (12:01am EST, 1/6/11).

Requests for crew jobs and/or *extras* roles for the final movie will be taken through the month of January.

The surfpirate casting couch is open.
Unphortunately, that's a "bit" past my bedtime. I'm old and need my rest.
However, I think I would make a danged good "scepter waver/knuckle cracker with a ruler" on the production crew in case anyone gets out of line. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
"Scepter Waver" .... check.

Auntie .... the movie trailer will be there for you in the a.m. tomorrow whenever you get around to viewing it.
Now I'll be counting on you (and you, and you, and YOU over there too, hiding behind the potted plant)
to take this movie trailer and post it on you personal pages, Facebook pages and wherever else you can.

I want the movie credits roll to have a hundred plus credits or more when it's completed at the end of the month.
8)
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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

Post by Conolulu »

phjrsaunt wrote:
surfpirate wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:
surfpirate wrote:Once in a lifetime opportunity peeps.
The BN Critters movie theater trailer will debut a midnight EST tonight.
That's TONIGHT (12:01am EST, 1/6/11).

Requests for crew jobs and/or *extras* roles for the final movie will be taken through the month of January.

The surfpirate casting couch is open.
Unphortunately, that's a "bit" past my bedtime. I'm old and need my rest.
However, I think I would make a danged good "scepter waver/knuckle cracker with a ruler" on the production crew in case anyone gets out of line. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
"Scepter Waver" .... check.

Auntie .... the movie trailer will be there for you in the a.m. tomorrow whenever you get around to viewing it.
Now I'll be counting on you (and you, and you, and YOU over there too, hiding behind the potted plant)
to take this movie trailer and post it on you personal pages, Facebook pages and wherever else you can.

I want the movie credits roll to have a hundred plus credits or more when it's completed at the end of the month.
8)
Aye Aye, Cap'n!


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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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Um....do they need a "cat handler" on this film????

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Re: BN Critters - January 5th, 2011

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nutmeg wrote:Um....do they need a "cat handler" on this film????

nutmeg = herding cats
"Cat herder ..... nutmug". check

Funny. I have an opening still for "Babe wrangler".
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