BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

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BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

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TUESDAY, 11 JANUARY 2011
"We have gone to Tropcon Alert Level 2 ..... "
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EXTRAS *
Man in white sports coat #1 ..... big john
Man in white sports coat #2 ..... Phritz 01
Man in two tone "Ricky Ricardo jacket" ..... pair8head
King of Somewhere Hot ..... Staredge
Crazy woman on Caroline Avenue ..... Snowparrot
Smart woman in real short skirt ..... SkoolGrl<3
Pole Dancer #1 ..... Saltx3
Pole dancer #2 ..... Beemer 2
Gentleman of leisure ..... spartan1979
Girl of a thousand faces ..... Conolulu
Organized man ..... Mr. Play
Scepter waver ..... phjrsaunt
Cat herder ..... nutmeg
Person riding old red bike ..... Bicycle Bill
Exotic island visitor ..... Rum Jumbie
Jumbie's lover ..... Jeanie with one "N"
Drunk on third barstool ..... Drew Miller
The Dude ...... C-Dawg
Queen of the sets........ SweetSexyDeanne69
Man with bubblegum martini ..... backstreets77
Man wandering aimlessly in background ..... PA Parrot
Villain's bumbling co-hort ..... bsulli
Man in trench coat lurking in the dark corner in scene 3 ..... Otis Gudlyfe
Woman to blame .... srkmrd
Marty Moose ..... Gunthermoose
Sneaky Paparazzi .... MammaBear
Full Monty Boyz ..... TBD
Nude silhouette dancers in opening credits ..... TBD
(room for more - be creative folks)
(room for more - be creative folks)

PRODUCTION CREW *
Key Grip ..... Fins Up North
Stunt Drinker ..... Unk Frank
Bicycle Stunts ..... Bicycle Bill
Babe Wrangler ..... Larry
Catering and Munchies ..... Tarheel Tail Gater
Actress Body Guard and Set Security ..... Unk Frank
Wave Runner Stunts ..... Mr. Play
Bikini Adjuster........JollyMon66
Person in charge of cold beer ..... Hockey Mon
Holder of melons ..... aeroparrot
Stud finder ..... txaggirl91
Naughty Lessons teachers ..... txaggirl91 and sunseeker
Corn Wranglers ..... Hawaiiboy and Myke
Corn Holer ..... Kelly Boycks
Wine taster ..... Ottocal
Resident brewer ..... aeroparrot
Location Scout ..... Tropic AL
(room for more)

SPECIAL EFFECTS *
Smokin' Balls ..... Sanjuro's Tequila
(room for more)

SPECIAL THANKS TO *
The Sisters of Perpetual Pleasure
Ye Ol' Grog Distillery
Shrinky's Tattoo Parlor
Beach Front Radio and the Amish Elf
Radio Meglaritamart
Kirsten for being so pretty
Rhum drinks provided by bamafins, inc.
Caroline Cathy - Brownie Baker
Cast Party Catering supplied by Misfits Bar and Grille (Head Chef Val Misfit)
(room for more)

MUSIC BY *
The Critters
The Kevin Ringer Experience
(room for lots more .... Trop Rockers, we need a theme song)

FILMED ON LOCATION AT *
Critterville Cove
(room for more)

Oh! And the role of Miss Moneypenny obviously goes to ..... SMLCHNG

* room for many, many more. Anything YOU come up with.
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by Conolulu »

Tropcon 2... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by aeroparrot »

dun dun duuuuuuuuun (think shocking music)
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by JollyMon66 »

Could it be.............the DNC????
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by C-Dawg »

Holy Missing idol of worship, could it be....a blown out flip flop??? a missing pop top??? a lost shaker of salt??? a bottle of Landshark????
Tune in tomorrow kiddies, at this Meglaritamart time, on this Meglaritamart channel. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

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C-Dawg wrote:Holy Missing idol of worship, could it be....a blown out flip flop??? a missing pop top??? a lost shaker of salt??? a bottle of Landshark????
Tune in tomorrow kiddies, at this Meglaritamart time, on this Meglaritamart channel. :lol: :lol: :lol:


I blew out my flip flop walking in the grocery store the other day...My favorite pair! :(

It was a sad sad day.......
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by txaggirl91 »

what level do we have to get to for the full body pat downs? :lol: :lol: :lol:
I must be wishing on someone else's star....
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

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:D :D :D
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by LIPH »

Conolulu wrote:
C-Dawg wrote:Holy Missing idol of worship, could it be....a blown out flip flop??? a missing pop top??? a lost shaker of salt??? a bottle of Landshark????
Tune in tomorrow kiddies, at this Meglaritamart time, on this Meglaritamart channel. :lol: :lol: :lol:


I blew out my flip flop walking in the grocery store the other day...My favorite pair! :(

It was a sad sad day.......
Flip flops are evil and must be destroyed
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by Snowparrot »

LIPH wrote:
Conolulu wrote:
C-Dawg wrote:Holy Missing idol of worship, could it be....a blown out flip flop??? a missing pop top??? a lost shaker of salt??? a bottle of Landshark????
Tune in tomorrow kiddies, at this Meglaritamart time, on this Meglaritamart channel. :lol: :lol: :lol:


I blew out my flip flop walking in the grocery store the other day...My favorite pair! :(

It was a sad sad day.......
Flip flops are evil and must be destroyed
Right!
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

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[smilie=battingeyes.gif] x3
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

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:D loving this...........
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

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I volunteer to be patted down! :wench:
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by phjrsaunt »

I just realized that Double Duck's initials are "DD" like the bra size. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

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phjrsaunt wrote:I just realized that Double Duck's initials are "DD" like the bra size. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
That was a punchline from last week Auntie .... please try to keep up. :wink:

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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

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txaggirl91 wrote:what level do we have to get to for the full body pat downs? :lol: :lol: :lol:
dirty girl!!
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

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hahahahaha! An exchange from today's BN Critters Facebook Page .....

Image Jeanie McGee Dougherty hmmmll mmmmmmm wonder what the menace will be.....
maybe a severe cold front by Dr Freeze................????? No more summer time fun... oh perish the thought :(
Image The BN Critters Comic Strip We're still negotiating with "Ahnold" Schwarzenegger for him to reprise his role as *Mr. Freeze*
in our movie .... but the asking price for the ex-gov is a bit too high.


Image Jeanie McGee Dougherty how about the Mr Freeze from the batman series...... or maybe Mr. 0, da da da dum!!!!
ImageThe BN Critters Comic Strip Vanilla Ice maybe?


Image Jeanie McGee Dougherty That would be funny :)
Image The BN Critters Comic Strip
"Vanilla Ice Announces 'I'm Going Trop Rock Baybe!' "
Meglaritamart Kingpin Jimmy Buffett Shaken and Stirring.
Film at eleven.
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by Seas in my veins »

TongaTam wrote:
txaggirl91 wrote:what level do we have to get to for the full body pat downs? :lol: :lol: :lol:
dirty girl!!
and this is why I love ya!
Dirty girls are fun, leave her alone :lol:
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by flipflopgirl »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: BN Critters - January 11th, 2011

Post by surfpirate »

+25 Critter Stripper Points** to the first person who can tell me
what the hell SPECTRE means. (I figure too many of us are already familiar with A.A.R.P.)

** redeemable wherever Critter Stripper Points are honored
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