Who went to Great Woods- 6/18

[maid memories]

I'm not a physician, but I'm a doctor...and both as a veterinarian and as a recent minor trauma patient, I can tell you that elevation really does make a huge difference. Put it up. For reals. Quit screwing around with it.

And I agree that colors migrate and it's probably a sprain and going to the doc probably isn't going to make a huge difference, BUT if things don't improve within another few days/with actually taking it easy, I'd get it checked out. The sinking color is probably gravity, but the pains up the leg might be more serious...hm...tough one. My patients don't tell me these things.

That's why I've avoided the Dr. They're just going to tell me to stay off it and I have to work, and walk my dog, and do laundry, and clean my house, and grocery shop. This is inconvenient.

I don't know why I hadn't ever associated the "vet" in your name to veterinarian. I will now tweet you every freakish, but completely harmless skin tag my dog gets from here on out and ask you to determine its potential for malignancy. That is totally a joke. I work in criminal law and my friends call me every time they think about suing somebody for a hangnail. It's annoying.

[dnw]

@ you crazy peeps!

[tigzoe]

I'm not a physician, but I'm a doctor...and both as a veterinarian and as a recent minor trauma patient, I can tell you that elevation really does make a huge difference. Put it up. For reals. Quit screwing around with it.

And I agree that colors migrate and it's probably a sprain and going to the doc probably isn't going to make a huge difference, BUT if things don't improve within another few days/with actually taking it easy, I'd get it checked out. The sinking color is probably gravity, but the pains up the leg might be more serious...hm...tough one. My patients don't tell me these things.

That's why I've avoided the Dr. They're just going to tell me to stay off it and I have to work, and walk my dog, and do laundry, and clean my house, and grocery shop. This is inconvenient.

I don't know why I hadn't ever associated the "vet" in your name to veterinarian. I will now tweet you every freakish, but completely harmless skin tag my dog gets from here on out and ask you to determine its potential for malignancy. That is totally a joke. I work in criminal law and my friends call me every time they think about suing somebody for a hangnail. It's annoying.

LOL! Don't get me started on the veterinary world "Why dog is doing this, can you tell me why." "Why yes I can, my spidey vision had coffee and a Monster and is working quite well!!!"

[maid memories]

I'm not a physician, but I'm a doctor...and both as a veterinarian and as a recent minor trauma patient, I can tell you that elevation really does make a huge difference. Put it up. For reals. Quit screwing around with it.

And I agree that colors migrate and it's probably a sprain and going to the doc probably isn't going to make a huge difference, BUT if things don't improve within another few days/with actually taking it easy, I'd get it checked out. The sinking color is probably gravity, but the pains up the leg might be more serious...hm...tough one. My patients don't tell me these things.

That's why I've avoided the Dr. They're just going to tell me to stay off it and I have to work, and walk my dog, and do laundry, and clean my house, and grocery shop. This is inconvenient.

I don't know why I hadn't ever associated the "vet" in your name to veterinarian. I will now tweet you every freakish, but completely harmless skin tag my dog gets from here on out and ask you to determine its potential for malignancy. That is totally a joke. I work in criminal law and my friends call me every time they think about suing somebody for a hangnail. It's annoying.

LOL! Don't get me started on the veterinary world "Why dog is doing this, can you tell me why." "Why yes I can, my spidey vision had coffee and a Monster and is working quite well!!!"

It's no different with lawyers. People call and will ask me what's going to happen in court if their boyfriend was arrested for A, B and C. I want to tell them to hold on while I consult my crystal ball. One of my favorite phone calls lately is , "I need to find a lawyer for my boyfriend. He was arrested for aggravated burglary, aggravated kidnapping, assault and weapons." I want to reach through the phone and shake them until they break up with him.

[tigzoe]

I'm not a physician, but I'm a doctor...and both as a veterinarian and as a recent minor trauma patient, I can tell you that elevation really does make a huge difference. Put it up. For reals. Quit screwing around with it.

And I agree that colors migrate and it's probably a sprain and going to the doc probably isn't going to make a huge difference, BUT if things don't improve within another few days/with actually taking it easy, I'd get it checked out. The sinking color is probably gravity, but the pains up the leg might be more serious...hm...tough one. My patients don't tell me these things.

That's why I've avoided the Dr. They're just going to tell me to stay off it and I have to work, and walk my dog, and do laundry, and clean my house, and grocery shop. This is inconvenient.

I don't know why I hadn't ever associated the "vet" in your name to veterinarian. I will now tweet you every freakish, but completely harmless skin tag my dog gets from here on out and ask you to determine its potential for malignancy. That is totally a joke. I work in criminal law and my friends call me every time they think about suing somebody for a hangnail. It's annoying.

LOL! Don't get me started on the veterinary world "Why dog is doing this, can you tell me why." "Why yes I can, my spidey vision had coffee and a Monster and is working quite well!!!"

It's no different with lawyers. People call and will ask me what's going to happen in court if their boyfriend was arrested for A, B and C. I want to tell them to hold on while I consult my crystal ball. One of my favorite phone calls lately is , "I need to find a lawyer for my boyfriend. He was arrested for aggravated burglary, aggravated kidnapping, assault and weapons." I want to reach through the phone and shake them until they break up with him.

HAHA! I don't mean to laugh because I know how true it is! "I will answer your question when you develop a brain!"

[tigzoe]

@ you crazy peeps!

We aren't crazy, our CLIENTS are crazy

[LIPH]

It's no different with lawyers. People call and will ask me what's going to happen in court if their boyfriend was arrested for A, B and C. I want to tell them to hold on while I consult my crystal ball. One of my favorite phone calls lately is , "I need to find a lawyer for my boyfriend. He was arrested for aggravated burglary, aggravated kidnapping, assault and weapons." I want to reach through the phone and shake them until they break up with him.

And then she'll complain that she can't find a nice guy.

[tigzoe]

It's no different with lawyers. People call and will ask me what's going to happen in court if their boyfriend was arrested for A, B and C. I want to tell them to hold on while I consult my crystal ball. One of my favorite phone calls lately is , "I need to find a lawyer for my boyfriend. He was arrested for aggravated burglary, aggravated kidnapping, assault and weapons." I want to reach through the phone and shake them until they break up with him.

And then she'll complain that she can't find a nice guy.

[maid memories]

It's no different with lawyers. People call and will ask me what's going to happen in court if their boyfriend was arrested for A, B and C. I want to tell them to hold on while I consult my crystal ball. One of my favorite phone calls lately is , "I need to find a lawyer for my boyfriend. He was arrested for aggravated burglary, aggravated kidnapping, assault and weapons." I want to reach through the phone and shake them until they break up with him.

And then she'll complain that she can't find a nice guy.

I have watched girls shell out tens of thousands of dollars on attorney's fees for guys that were married with no intention of divorcing their wives. I. Do. Not. Understand.

[tigzoe]

It's no different with lawyers. People call and will ask me what's going to happen in court if their boyfriend was arrested for A, B and C. I want to tell them to hold on while I consult my crystal ball. One of my favorite phone calls lately is , "I need to find a lawyer for my boyfriend. He was arrested for aggravated burglary, aggravated kidnapping, assault and weapons." I want to reach through the phone and shake them until they break up with him.

And then she'll complain that she can't find a nice guy.

I have watched girls shell out tens of thousands of dollars on attorney's fees for guys that were married with no intention of divorcing their wives. I. Do. Not. Understand.

"I stand by him because I love him, he is the best _______ I have ever had!"

[LIPH]

It's no different with lawyers. People call and will ask me what's going to happen in court if their boyfriend was arrested for A, B and C. I want to tell them to hold on while I consult my crystal ball. One of my favorite phone calls lately is , "I need to find a lawyer for my boyfriend. He was arrested for aggravated burglary, aggravated kidnapping, assault and weapons." I want to reach through the phone and shake them until they break up with him.

And then she'll complain that she can't find a nice guy.

I have watched girls shell out tens of thousands of dollars on attorney's fees for guys that were married with no intention of divorcing their wives. I. Do. Not. Understand.

Probably hung like Secretariat

[tigzoe]

I am pretty sure this thread has gone to places that none other have gone before!!!

[maid memories]

It's no different with lawyers. People call and will ask me what's going to happen in court if their boyfriend was arrested for A, B and C. I want to tell them to hold on while I consult my crystal ball. One of my favorite phone calls lately is , "I need to find a lawyer for my boyfriend. He was arrested for aggravated burglary, aggravated kidnapping, assault and weapons." I want to reach through the phone and shake them until they break up with him.

And then she'll complain that she can't find a nice guy.

I have watched girls shell out tens of thousands of dollars on attorney's fees for guys that were married with no intention of divorcing their wives. I. Do. Not. Understand.

"I stand by him because I love him, he is the best _______ I have ever had!"

I have yet to experience anything that's worth that much money.

[maid memories]

I am pretty sure this thread has gone to places that none other have gone before!!!

I think it just goes to show that we've had so much fun planning for and experiencing GW that we want to keep getting to know each other. Two days isn't enough. Especially when I spend one of them in a coma in the sand. I've talked to you more on here than I did that day and you were ten feet away. Doesn't matter though. I could hear you, you were there and that makes you part of my extended family now.

[RinglingRingling]

It's no different with lawyers. People call and will ask me what's going to happen in court if their boyfriend was arrested for A, B and C. I want to tell them to hold on while I consult my crystal ball. One of my favorite phone calls lately is , "I need to find a lawyer for my boyfriend. He was arrested for aggravated burglary, aggravated kidnapping, assault and weapons." I want to reach through the phone and shake them until they break up with him.

And then she'll complain that she can't find a nice guy.

I have watched girls shell out tens of thousands of dollars on attorney's fees for guys that were married with no intention of divorcing their wives. I. Do. Not. Understand.

Probably hung like Secretariat

or comb his eyebrows with his tongue...

[maid memories]

It's no different with lawyers. People call and will ask me what's going to happen in court if their boyfriend was arrested for A, B and C. I want to tell them to hold on while I consult my crystal ball. One of my favorite phone calls lately is , "I need to find a lawyer for my boyfriend. He was arrested for aggravated burglary, aggravated kidnapping, assault and weapons." I want to reach through the phone and shake them until they break up with him.

And then she'll complain that she can't find a nice guy.

I have watched girls shell out tens of thousands of dollars on attorney's fees for guys that were married with no intention of divorcing their wives. I. Do. Not. Understand.

Probably hung like Secretariat

or comb his eyebrows with his tongue...

It's really not ALL about that, guys.

[LIPH]

Right, and I'm sure if John Patti looked like the elephant man all the women from BN still would have voted for him in the coffee jingle contest.

[NYCPORT]

Right, and I'm sure if John Patti looked like the elephant man all the women from BN still would have voted for him in the coffee jingle contest.

Amen Brother!

[dnw]

Right, and I'm sure if John Patti looked like the elephant man all the women from BN still would have voted for him in the coffee jingle contest.

Of course! He's a talented musician.

[maid memories]

Right, and I'm sure if John Patti looked like the elephant man all the women from BN still would have voted for him in the coffee jingle contest.

Ok, honestly. I just had to go and look him up. I had no idea what he looked like. I just voted for him out of parrothead loyalty. I swear. I knew the name was involved in the Folger's thing, but for whatever reason, I thought John Reno was John Patti. When I saw the ad, I thought John Patti was just some random guy playing the steel drum and I thought the guy singing (John Reno) was John Patti. I listen to the music, but we don't get any of these guys playing up around my parts. Tall Paul will play a random last minute gig here every once in a while, but we don't have anything in the way of parrothead culture. Everybody in Nashville is too cool for it...except me. I'm the least "cool" person in the city as long as you don't count the tourists and rednecks.