BN Critters - January 14th, 2011

[surfpirate]

FRIDAY, 14 JANUARY 2011
"The balance of influence is uneven ...."

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EXTRAS *
Man in white sports coat #1 ..... big john
Man in white sports coat #2 ..... Phritz 01
Man in two tone "Ricky Ricardo jacket" ..... pair8head
King of Somewhere Hot ..... Staredge
Crazy woman on Caroline Avenue ..... Snowparrot
Smart woman in real short skirt ..... SkoolGrl<3
Pole Dancer #1 ..... Saltx3
Pole dancer #2 ..... Beemer 2
Gentleman of leisure ..... spartan1979
Girl of a thousand faces ..... Conolulu
Organized man ..... Mr. Play
Scepter waver ..... phjrsaunt
Cat herder ..... nutmeg
Person riding old red bike ..... Bicycle Bill
Exotic island visitor ..... Rum Jumbie
Jumbie's lover ..... Jeanie with one "N"
Drunk on third barstool ..... Drew Miller
The Dude ...... C-Dawg
Queen of the sets........ SweetSexyDeanne69
Man with bubblegum martini ..... backstreets77
Man wandering aimlessly in background ..... PA Parrot
Villain's bumbling co-hort ..... bsulli
Man in trench coat lurking in the dark corner in scene 3 ..... Otis Gudlyfe
Woman to blame .... srkmrd
Marty Moose ..... Gunthermoose
Sneaky Paparazzi .... MammaBear
Stoned Surfette Seaweeder ..... the Lovely Leslie Ege
Full Monty Boyz ..... TBD
Nude silhouette dancers in opening credits ..... TBD
Mime with Finnish accent .... J.LeP
(room for more - be creative folks)
(room for more - be creative folks)

PRODUCTION CREW *
Key Grip ..... Fins Up North
Stunt Drinker ..... Unk Frank
Bicycle Stunts ..... Bicycle Bill
Babe Wrangler ..... Larry
Catering and Munchies ..... Tarheel Tail Gater
Actress Body Guard and Set Security ..... Unk Frank
Wave Runner Stunts ..... Mr. Play
Bikini Adjuster........JollyMon66
Person in charge of cold beer ..... Hockey Mon
Holder of melons ..... aeroparrot
Stud finder ..... txaggirl91
Naughty Lessons teachers ..... txaggirl91 and sunseeker
Corn Wranglers ..... Hawaiiboy and Myke
Corn Holer ..... Kelly Boycks
Wine taster ..... Ottocal
Resident brewer ..... aeroparrot
Location Scout ..... Tropic AL
Mr. Duckett's Stunt Double ..... Bonzo
(room for more)

SPECIAL EFFECTS *
Smokin' Balls ..... Sanjuro's Tequila
(room for more)

SPECIAL THANKS TO *
The Sisters of Perpetual Pleasure
Ye Ol' Grog Distillery
Shrinky's Tattoo Parlor
Beach Front Radio and the Amish Elf
Radio Meglaritamart
Kirsten for being so pretty
Rhum drinks provided by bamafins, inc.
Cast Party Catering supplied by Misfits Bar and Grille (Head Chef Val Misfit)
Homemade Wine served up and provided by the Ryan,Tod,Matt,Brad,Andy,Tommie Boyz
and their promoter Christine "the Wharton" Stalkerby
(room for more)

MUSIC BY *
The Critters
The Kevin Ringer Experience
Homemade Wine (c'mon guys, we need a theme song for the BN Critters and/or Critterville Cove)
(room for lots more .... )

FILMED ON LOCATION AT *
Critterville Cove
(room for more)

Oh! And the role of Miss Moneypenny obviously goes to ..... SMLCHNG

* room for many, many more. Anything YOU come up with.

[C-Dawg]

Wonder what a Trop Rock song about 30 lbs of Macaroni & Cheese would sounds like?

[JollyMon66]

Wonder what a Trop Rock song about 30 lbs of Macaroni & Cheese would sounds like?

It probably would start with "Nibblin' on Zocor"

[Ragtop Girl]

[dnw]

[Bicycle Bill]

"She now controls both TV and radio airwaves 24/7"

I can see what's coming — I just wish I knew how to Photoshop stuff so I could "enhance" the original poster, but I guess we'll have to settle for this:

              S U R F P I R A T E    R A D I O

      "The Boat That Trop-Rocked"

-"BB"-

[surfpirate]

"She now controls both TV and radio airwaves 24/7"

I can see what's coming — I just wish I knew how to Photoshop stuff so I could "enhance" the original poster, but I guess we'll have to settle for this:

              S U R F P I R A T E    R A D I O

      "The Boat That Trop-Rocked"

-"BB"-

LOL "The Boat That Trop Rocked."

I like my tag line better ....... "Radio, with a capital Aaaaaar!"
http://surfpirateRADIO.com

[Bicycle Bill]

In the UK, the movie was called "The Boat That Rocked". The adaptation was obvious — to me, anyway.

-"BB"-

[surfpirate]

In the UK, the movie was called "The Boat That Rocked". The adaptation was obvious — to me, anyway.

-"BB"-

My favorite scene from that movie (which inspired me to register the domain surfpirateRADIO.com btw),
and this scene didn't even make it into the final version of the movie,
it's a deleted scene .......

[PA Parrot]

Obviously there is only one thing to do.....

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[Conolulu]

In the UK, the movie was called "The Boat That Rocked". The adaptation was obvious — to me, anyway.

-"BB"-

My favorite scene from that movie (which inspired me to register the domain surfpirateRADIO.com btw),
and this scene didn't even make it into the final version of the movie,
it's a deleted scene .......

Oh, that's wonderful! How in the heck did I miss that?? Thanks again, SP! As always, you rock!

[surfpirate]

But getting back to the storyline of the day ......

[Saltx3]

(anxiously awaiting the award event of the week...the Boobie Award)

[PA Parrot]

(anxiously awaiting the award event of the week...the Boobie Award)

Your boobies are certainly award winning.
That's my story anyway.

[surfpirate]

Week of January 10th thru 14th
And the Boobies go to .........

[alphabits]

<in my best Bob Hope voice> ..... "Thanks for the mammaries ....."