MONDAY, 24 JANUARY 2011 "The Oprah Bowl Shuffle ......" Confused? Don't be. Get in on the stupidity and *Thank you* for your participation. BNCRITTERS.COM | TWITTER | FACEBOOK | SURF SHOP
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EXTRAS *
Man in white sports coat #1 ..... big john
Man in white sports coat #2 ..... Phritz 01
Man in two tone "Ricky Ricardo jacket" ..... pair8head
King of Somewhere Hot ..... Staredge
Crazy woman on Caroline Avenue ..... Snowparrot
Smart woman in real short skirt ..... SkoolGrl<3
Pole Dancer #1 ..... Saltx3
Pole dancer #2 ..... Beemer 2
Gentleman of leisure ..... spartan1979
Girl of a thousand faces ..... Conolulu
Organized man ..... Mr. Play
Scepter waver ..... phjrsaunt
Cat herder ..... nutmeg
Person riding old red bike ..... Bicycle Bill
Exotic island visitor ..... Rum Jumbie
Jumbie's lover ..... Jeanie with one "N"
Drunk on third barstool ..... Drew Miller
The Dude ...... C-Dawg
Queen of the sets........ SweetSexyDeanne69
Man with bubblegum martini ..... backstreets77
Man wandering aimlessly in background ..... PA Parrot
Villain's bumbling co-hort ..... bsulli
Man in trench coat lurking in the dark corner in scene 3 ..... Otis Gudlyfe
Woman to blame .... srkmrd
Marty Moose ..... Gunthermoose
Sneaky Paparazzi .... MammaBear
Stoned Surfette Seaweeder ..... the Lovely Leslie Ege
Full Monty Boyz ..... TBD
Nude silhouette dancers in opening credits ..... TBD
Mime with Finnish accent .... J.LeP
(room for more - be creative folks) (room for more - be creative folks)
PRODUCTION CREW *
Key Grip ..... Fins Up North
Stunt Drinker ..... Unk Frank
Bicycle Stunts ..... Bicycle Bill
Babe Wrangler ..... Larry
Catering and Munchies ..... Tarheel Tail Gater
Actress Body Guard and Set Security ..... Unk Frank
Wave Runner Stunts ..... Mr. Play
Bikini Adjuster........JollyMon66
Person in charge of cold beer ..... Hockey Mon
Holder of melons ..... aeroparrot
Stud finder ..... txaggirl91
Naughty Lessons teachers ..... txaggirl91 and sunseeker
Corn Wranglers ..... Hawaiiboy and Myke
Corn Holer ..... Kelly Boycks
Wine taster ..... Ottocal
Resident brewer ..... aeroparrot
Brownie Baker ..... Caroline Cathy
Location Scout ..... Tropic AL
Mr. Duckett's Stunt Double ..... Bonzo
Director of Dumbassity ..... alphabits (room for more)
SPECIAL EFFECTS *
Smokin' Balls ..... Sanjuro's Tequila (room for more)
SPECIAL THANKS TO *
The Sisters of Perpetual Pleasure
Ye Ol' Grog Distillery
Shrinky's Tattoo Parlor
Beach Front Radio and the Amish Elf
Radio Meglaritamart
Kirsten for being so pretty
Rhum drinks provided by bamafins, inc.
Cast Party Catering supplied by Misfits Bar and Grille (Head Chef Val Misfit)
Homemade Wine served up and provided by the Ryan,Tod,Matt,Brad,Andy,Tommie Boyz
and their promoter Christine "the Wharton" Stalkerby (room for more)
MUSIC BY *
The Critters
The Kevin Ringer Experience
Homemade Wine (c'mon guys, we need a theme song for the BN Critters and/or Critterville Cove) (room for lots more .... )
FILMED ON LOCATION AT *
Critterville Cove (room for more)
Oh! And the role of Miss Moneypenny obviously goes to ..... SMLCHNG
* still room for many, many more. Anything YOU come up with.
Oops — Oprah just lost her entire fan base in the state of Wisconsin, as well as probably all of da Yoopers in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Could this be the first step on the slippery slope of hubris?
Remember what happened to the Queen of France in 1793 when she got too big for her britches ("let 'em eat cake"). The Big O may soon realize that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
By the way — G O P A C K E R S ! ! ! Bring the Lombardi trophy back home where it belongs!! -"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead." "Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
oh boy.. this is just plain ugly.
Yes.. she has gone too far!
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It has been pointed out to me over on the BN Critters Facebook Page
that President Obama is a ChicagoBears fan,
perhaps rendering today's comic strip moot and pointless
and perhaps even, dare I say .... "unbelievable".
As if.
Let me tell you something: President Obama's ChicagoLoyalties
do not supercede his COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF Leader of theFree World responsibilites
to insure a fair Superbowl matchup?!!!! Not in myAmerica, ... not in MYAMERICA!!
Oprah has a secret half-sister ... revealed today on her show. I give up.
On the heals of her big Australian Tour on television last week (paid for by the Australian Tourist Bureau and Australian taxpayers)
she hits us with this ....
I can't keep up. I think I'll revert to a different storyline.
This woman moves too fast for me.
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