A woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" is claiming that she was acting in self-defense.
Carolee Bildsten was found by a police officer lying in the grass down the street from a Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee, Illinois last November. She told the officer that she had eaten at the restaurant but forgotten her wallet at home, and was heading back to get money to pay her tab.
ph4ever wrote:A woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" is claiming that she was acting in self-defense.
Carolee Bildsten was found by a police officer lying in the grass down the street from a Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee, Illinois last November. She told the officer that she had eaten at the restaurant but forgotten her wallet at home, and was heading back to get money to pay her tab.
A double case of 'takin' matters' into ones own hand!!!
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 28, 2011 11:01 am
by tigzoe
This will keep me chuckling all day long!
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 28, 2011 11:55 am
by dnw
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 28, 2011 12:00 pm
by VanillaGrl
Okay...why was she 'lying in the grass' if she was on her way home to get money to pay for her tab?
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 28, 2011 12:01 pm
by Marnin Grita Guy
Clearly the officer would not have been injured with the weapon.
The officer would have encountered blunt force, but only if he high tailed it.
Perhaps she was trying to give him a gag order, or really wanted to screw with
the law?
Maybe she just wanted to trade for his nightstick?
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 28, 2011 12:01 pm
by ph4ever
VanillaGrl wrote:Okay...why was she 'lying in the grass' if she was on her way home to get money to pay for her tab?
She missed BOB?
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 28, 2011 8:20 pm
by ragtopW
OK.. let's take a step back.. look at her story again..
how many cops would offer to take her home to get cash??
and on the other side.. was there cash in the drawer??
a good friend once told me about a story
" my side, their side. somewhere in the middle is the truth"
like to know what really happened
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 29, 2011 8:05 am
by JollyMon66
This is precisely why I keep a baseball bat in our bedroom.
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 29, 2011 5:42 pm
by frognot
"When clear, rigid feminine pleasure devices are outlawed, only outlaws will have clear, rigid feminine pleasure devices."
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 29, 2011 7:14 pm
by JollyMon66
I guess she whipped out her......
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 30, 2011 1:30 pm
by ph4ever
frognot wrote:"When clear, rigid feminine pleasure devices are outlawed, only outlaws will have clear, rigid feminine pleasure devices."
Aw heck - just slap a sticker on it and call it a cake topper.
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 30, 2011 5:06 pm
by sonofabeach
Whoa! He almost get cold cocked
At least she did not hit him with her fist
Re: It was self defense - really..
Posted: January 31, 2011 8:39 am
by piratenurse
I just laughed at what she didn't forget! Don't leave home without it!
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